TEF statement

[axs]

are there any mods online - can you ban this kid please - he is clearly deluded.

[flammableBen]

I used my minimal powers for the force of good.

[STFC_Manc]

Sorry that the truth hurts!!

[axs]

anti-cheesist remarks will not be tolerated on this forum - be damned STFC Manc, forever!!

[neville w]

Could you please tell me the TEF official line on "moon made of cheese" theory ?

TEF recommended crackers/biscuits ?

Cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks - is it just plain wrong ?

[axs]

Crackers:

Jacobs Cream
Carrs Water biscuits (not a biscuit)
Ritz
Cornish wafers

I'm against the hovis 'i'm shaped like a loaf of bread' biscuits.

The moon  isn't made of cheese - fairly certain thats already been in the news.

Don't care what you put on a cocktail stick as long as you don't expect me to eat any pineapple.

[Lash_sumthin]

I'm against the hovis 'i'm shaped like a loaf of bread' biscuits.

   best of the bunch

[flammableBen]

yeah I like the hovis digestive style ones. To be honest I'd prefer something like a nice semi-melting, room temperature slab of brie on some crusty bread than a flimsy cracker.

[pauld]

yeah I like the hovis digestive style ones. To be honest I'd prefer something like a nice semi-melting, room temperature slab of brie on some crusty bread than a flimsy cracker.

You're starting to sound like the M&S advert - "Not just cheese, but TEF cheese on crusty bread". Can you do the Mrs Robinson-style MILF voice as well?

[donkey]

Could you please tell me the TEF official line on "moon made of cheese" theory ?

Some penguins have already proved that the moon is made of cheese.

Cheers

Donkey

'All that I know most surely about morality and cheese, I owe to Monty Python'.