TEF statement

[Sussex]

I take it dairylea wouldn't get on the list then!  

[STFCBird]

how can babybel not be on the list. you cunts  

because it's made of plastic and it mings. The red casing is fun to squash and mould into balls to throw at people, but this is counteracted by inordinately offensive television commercials which leave it firmly in the 'not a proper cheese' list.

Oh and kraft slices are proper cheese then?  What a load of rubbish  

[Reg Smeeton]

how can babybel not be on the list. you cunts  

because it's made of plastic and it mings. The red casing is fun to squash and mould into balls to throw at people, but this is counteracted by inordinately offensive television commercials which leave it firmly in the 'not a proper cheese' list.

Oh and kraft slices are proper cheese then?  What a load of rubbish  

 Is knob cheese a proper cheese Birdy?

[Foggy]

I take it dairylea wouldn't get on the list then!  

What about laughing cow cheese? Its more of a cheese than bastard kraft slices

[axs]

kraft slices - although on the border between 'proper cheese' and 'not cheese' can be put on burgers and melt in about 3 seconds - barbeques would not be the same without them.

[Foggy]

kraft slices - although on the border between 'proper cheese' and 'not cheese' can be put on burgers and melt in about 3 seconds - barbeques would not be the same without them.

So would a piece of plastic and taste just the same

[Sussex]

J.L. Kraft first brought process cheese to market in 1915. In the 1940s, Kraft scientists recognized the benefit of offering the consumer process cheese in slices, and created the machinery to produce it. Using a "chill roll" apparatus that enabled hot cheese to quickly cool as it revolved over a cold drum, a sheet of cheese could be uniformly sliced into ribbons and then stacks of three-inch square cheese slices. Within one year of its national introduction in 1950, Kraft Deluxe process cheese slices became the most successful product introduction in the company’s then nearly 50-year history.

Get it off the list!  

[axs]

that sounds like the kraft 'light' slices, they're rubbish.

[axs]

J.L. Kraft first brought process cheese to market in 1915. In the 1940s, Kraft scientists recognized the benefit of offering the consumer process cheese in slices, and created the machinery to produce it. Using a "chill roll" apparatus that enabled hot cheese to quickly cool as it revolved over a cold drum, a sheet of cheese could be uniformly sliced into ribbons and then stacks of three-inch square cheese slices. Within one year of its national introduction in 1950, Kraft Deluxe process cheese slices became the most successful product introduction in the company’s then nearly 50-year history.

Get it off the list!  

i can't, ben would rip my eyes from their sockets. And cheeses can only be added to the lists, not taken away.

[mattboyslim]

Like the O****d English Dictionary, defintions can be enhanced and added to but not removed.

[flammableBen]

or they can be removed. As I said, processed cheese slices are a dirty pleasure, but they ain't really cheese and so have been removed from the list. By magic.

[STFCBird]

how can babybel not be on the list. you cunts  

because it's made of plastic and it mings. The red casing is fun to squash and mould into balls to throw at people, but this is counteracted by inordinately offensive television commercials which leave it firmly in the 'not a proper cheese' list.

Oh and kraft slices are proper cheese then?  What a load of rubbish  

 Is knob cheese a proper cheese Birdy?

Depends how well matured it is Reg. thethought has put me off my lunch now. Thanks Reg

[neville w]

I propose Sage Derby is added to the list

[STFCBird]

mmmm greek salad with feta cheese for my lunch mmmmmmmmm

[flammableBen]

I propose Sage Derby is added to the list

I mistrust all the extra fruit and herb flavourings a bit. I'll add Derby though.