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magicroundabout
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« Reply #30 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 11:55:07 »

rappers are shit full stop.

so have we found out who Acorn is yet
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 12:09:05 »

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rappers are shit full stop.


Except for Barry, the bad bwoy ginster wrapper.

Suprised he doesn't have an opinion on Akon.
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 12:33:38 »

acorn is da shiznit
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:02:09 »

Cool Convict.

Your all jealous cos he has a big willy.
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:04:48 »

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Cool Convict.

Your all jealous cos he has a big willy.


Thats a myth.

I was at the gym today and a coloured chap walked into the showers with a tiny knob.
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:15:04 »

Why were you looking you dirty pervert ralphus?
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:15:16 »

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Cool Convict.

Your all jealous cos he has a big willy.


Thats a myth.

I was at the gym today and a coloured chap walked into the showers with a tiny knob.


Ralphy stop looking at mens cocks.  I'm glad I'm not going out with you tonight!

Kids love Akon, this is why......

[Akon:] Convict...Music...and you know we up front.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know
I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl

[Snoop Dogg]
Money in the air as mo feel grab you by your coat tail take you to the motel, hoe sale,
don't tell, wont tell, baby said I don't talk Dogg but she told on me, oh well,
take a picture wit me, what the flick gon' do, baby stick to me & ima stick on u,
if you pick me then ima pick on you, d-o-double g and I'm here to put this dick on you,
I'm stuck on pussy n urs is right, wrip riding them poles and them doors is tight and tighter
and ima get me a shot for the end of the night cause pussy is pussy and baby you're pussy for life.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know
I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl

[Akon]
Shorty I can see you ain't lonely handful of niggas n they all got cheese,
so you looking at me now whats it's gonna be? just another tease far as I can see,
tryin'to get you up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs,
throwin' bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cause I'm far from a scrub,
u know my pedigree, ex-deala use to move phetamines,
girl I spend money like it don't mean nuttin' n besides I got a thang for u.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know
I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl

[Snoop Dogg]
Mobbin' through club in low pressing I'm sitting in the back in the smokin' section (just smoking),
birds eye, I got a clear view, you cant see me but I can see you (baby I see u),
its cool we jet the mood is set,
your pussy is wet you rubbing your back and touching your neck,
your body is movin' you humpin' n jumpin' your titties is bouncin' you smilin' n grinin' n looking at me.

[Akon]
Girl n while your lookin' at me I'm ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy,
baby you got a phatty the type Id like to marry wantin' to just give you everything ' that's kinda scary,
cause I'm loving the way you shake your ass, bouncin', got me tippin' my glass,
Normally don't get caught up to fast but I got a thang for you.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know
I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know, girl

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin' n grindin' up on that pole,
I know you see me lookin' at you and you already know
I wanna fuck you,(fuck you) you already know
I wanna fuckyou,(fuck you) you already know, girl

Should be a TEF anthem as he mentions cheese.
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:16:24 »

wtf was that you've just writen down Birdy?

did you just start hitting your key board with your knuckles?
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:18:24 »

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wtf was that you've just writen down Birdy?

did you just start hitting your key board with your knuckles?


Yeah, my fingers fell off when I was 7.
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:18:38 »

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Why were you looking you dirty pervert ralphus?


When you're in a row of showers and a big black man walks in, you look cos you're scared!
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:19:29 »

Now thats multi tasking for you...

'your pussy is wet you rubbing your back and touching your neck,
your body is movin' you humpin' n jumpin' your titties is bouncin' you smilin' n grinin' n looking at me'

Rubbing your back and touching your neck, that reminds me of at school when we tried patting our heads and rubbing our tummys.I could'nt do it and everyone called me a spaz Sad
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:20:00 »

who's hacked in as Sade  :shock:
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:20:09 »

Wow really :shock:  how do you type or pick your nose ?
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:20:10 »

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Why were you looking you dirty pervert ralphus?


When you're in a row of showers and a big black man walks in, you look cos you're scared!


Whatever. You wanted to touch.
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, June 1, 2007, 13:21:03 »

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Why were you looking you dirty pervert ralphus?


When you're in a row of showers and a big black man walks in, you look cos you're scared!


Thats prison for you Ralphy
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