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« on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:17:15 »

Ive just seen it locked up outside Tescos.There is no mistaking its my bike but I cant prove it apart from Ive got the thief on CCTV taking it with a hoody up and its a firly distinctive Claude Butler.

So ive nicked the front wheel back and put lock on the frame and back wheel (it has the new "owners" lock on it as well) and left a note with my number on it saying "give me a ring and we'll sort this out you theiving little cunt" or words to that effect Soapy Tit Wank

Is it worth ringing the OB? I never reported it stolen cos it seems pointless.Think Ill leave it a day and go up there with some HD bolt cutters
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:18:46 »

Go and get it now.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:19:23 »

i'd have waited for the fucker.but chances are the owner of it now bought it off a druggie scrote
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:21:00 »

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i'd have waited for the fucker.but chances are the owner of it now bought it off a druggie scrote


I think the new owner must work at Tescos its been there 5 + hours(I did some shopping then went back I wasnt hanging around there 5 hours)
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:22:54 »

Go and hire a Spiderman costume, wait around and then scare the fuck out of them when they come out.

Helps if you learn some ninja moves first though.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:23:23 »

in that case phone the police and explain whats happend.
next month,one might pop in the store and ask who owns it.or one of those useless hobbie booby's may be sent out
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:23:26 »

you went shopping for 5 hours :shock:
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:32:17 »

Think I'd rather hang around to have a chat in person. Grrrr.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:40:03 »

in all seriousness, dont bikes have a code stamped on the bottom of the frame. if thats the case, surely you can easily prove its yours.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:45:30 »

Go and get it now while it's there and get the cunt to unlock it for you.  

If he's at work you can threaten him with the old bill there and then and tell him it's got a UV code on the underside of the frame.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:48:54 »

yeovil want me to bring some cutters? I can pick you up
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:50:03 »

Ha ha Bushey the eviction master!
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 14:53:37 »

ha ha I got some compensation through on Saturday.  Some person I kicked out didnt like it, went to punch me but I moved and he smashed teh glass behind me.  He got fined £"00 ha ha, not only did I make him homeless he also had to pay for the privilege

ps - I caught him injecting his mrs with heroin hence why he was asked to leave before im slated
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 15:02:05 »

You're job has alot of risks.

I wouldn't want it.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 15:03:38 »

bet you'd want the wedge he earns though
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