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« on: Sunday, May 27, 2007, 22:23:20 »

Maybe we have been premature in judging the Board's decision to make Brunel their new media partner / propaganda tool. Just have a look at their intended matchday schedule with build up starting at 9am:

9am  WAKE UP WITH WILLIE
- Light hearted banter and fun from the genial former Champion Jockey and his posse including weather girl Sandy G and regular travel reports from Mikey D our eye in the sky above Newbury

11am CALL MY BLUFF
- Don't miss our exciting re-vamped version of the 70s TV Favourite. Team captains Martyn Starnes from STFC and Paul Davis from TRUST STFC will read out a number of contradictory statements but which are true and which are false? Our new presenter Bob 'The Hitman' Holt will be on hand to tell you which you should believe

12 noon THE ARCHERS
- Selected members of the Swindon Town Board equipped with Bow & Arrow are sent on to the streets to try and shoot any Orange Hats off the heads of trouble makers they might spot

1pm  MAGIC ROUNDABOUT
- Yet another new programme for Brunel as our resident magician 'Magic Mikey' explains to our listeners the tricks of the trade including how to make a mystery investor appear and disappear again just like that

2pm  SHIPPING FORECAST
- Another new exclusive for Brunel FM who have secured exclusive rights to the ever popular Radio 4 Update. So if your lost at sea, all washed up, and hoping to steer your sinking ship towards an overdue CVA payment listen in

2.30pm GUESS THE ATTENDENCE
- A chance for you the listener to phone in and guess what you think the difference will be between today's attendence at the Brunel FM County Ground and the crowd figure announced

3pm THE MATCH LIVE
- Exclusive full match commentary in association with The Oxford Mail. Commentator Craig Rance and expert summariser Joey Beauchamp talk you through the action as Town make their eagerly awaited return to League One

5pm PHONE IN
- Straight after the game members of the Board and Club Officials don't miss your chance to call in and take the opportunity to put supporters right on any inaccurate reports they might have heard in the local media or on our rival station. The best caller will receive a copy of Waterstones current best selling book 'VAT for Beginners'
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, May 27, 2007, 22:25:11 »

Brilliant!
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, May 27, 2007, 22:32:09 »

post of the weekend.quality!
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, May 27, 2007, 22:38:31 »

this is possibly the best thing ever posted on the tef.

i salute you.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, May 27, 2007, 22:52:55 »

just read the top post again.like a great movie its better the second time round.superb!
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 10:55:43 »

:toppost:  :goodpost:
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 11:00:23 »

Not bad for his 15th post.

Top work.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 15:17:51 »

That is supperb Sheffield, top man
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 16:40:36 »

Quote from: "Sheffield Red"
5pm PHONE IN
- Straight after the game members of the Board and Club Officials don't miss your chance to call in and take the opportunity to put supporters right on any inaccurate reports they might have heard in the local media or on our rival station.The best caller will receive a copy of Waterstones current best selling book 'VAT for Beginners'


Signed by Sandy Gray I hope Wink
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 16:44:26 »

That's pretty ace Cool
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 17:34:56 »

ace  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 17:46:25 »

Haha. I was expecting that to be some long pro-Brunel rant when I first saw it!
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, May 28, 2007, 17:48:15 »

thats class   Cheesy
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