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Fred Elliot
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« on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 21:22:16 »

It has just been revealed that as part of the recently announced new media partnership between Brunel FM and STFC, that (according to the structure of the contract), local small businesses are set to benefit from this new venture.

The first collaboration was officially announced tonight, when Craig (Im a fucking scummer season ticket holder) was quoted

"as previously mentioned, we are looking to bring in independant commentators and backroom staff to bring the whole matchday experience to the 36 fans that our broadcasting range can reach.

It is with great pleasure and satisfaction that I am pleased to announce our own commercial partnership with a local letting agency. The owner, who has been a long supporter of our staff here at Brunel FM, has kindly agreed to supply living accomodation to our 2 guest presenters and 3 backroom staff for the 4 days it will take them to understand that we actually play in red and not yellow.

I am delighted to report to you all that the owner has declined any form of recompense for this very generous act, an I quote his view

'just make sure I'm fucking looked after in the green room, ok ?'

This is Craig Rance, signing off from Brunel FM, somewhere in Swindon, I think."







"Errrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm, hello ?

Can anyone hear me ??

Hello Highworth ?

Hello Bassett ?

Hello Faringdon?

Hello Lechlade

Ah fuck Em !

We got our money !

Its a wrap !"
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 21:26:32 »

Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 21:34:05 »

Ive been rumbled
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, May 22, 2007, 21:35:24 »

Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 11:18:33 »

   
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 11:30:40 »

Soapy Tit Wank  
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 12:37:31 »

Just had everyone in the office ask me what I was laughing at....ummm
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:04:01 »

I just spat a very expensive smoothie out everywhere!!! Im suing you Fred!  Soapy Tit Wank  Soapy Tit Wank
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Berniman
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:04:57 »

Nice!

Like it!

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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:09:41 »

Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
I just spat a very expensive smoothie out everywhere!!! Im suing you Fred!  Soapy Tit Wank  Soapy Tit Wank


I always thought you swallowed.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:10:23 »

No need to be rude Ralph!!
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:13:24 »

Oh there is.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, May 23, 2007, 13:17:54 »

No really I mean it!!  Tongue

Dont mess with me today Im tired and ratty and ill!
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