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Bushey Boy

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« on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 10:11:30 »

I reckon she broke 2, shes evil.  Like in a stalker way Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 10:41:33 »

:shag:
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 10:42:30 »

Ha, not a chance
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 15:13:38 »

Hello new best friend!! so Im your stalker now am I?  Soapy Tit Wank

thanks for the gossip - even though we discussed it all night we can cant work out who she is!!

P.S I spoke to someone in the apartment in a stripy jumper thinking it was you - it wasnt  Oops
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 15:58:13 »

I just wanted to know if you broke a nail....!  The gossip is good, old freddy is a dark horse.

How long did it take you to work out it wasn't me? Ha I was in walkabout as didnt think we stood a chance to get in apartments in dress down clothes
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 16:21:06 »

And in the partments you can't get wrecked.  Cheesy (well you can, but look like a total pleb).
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 16:44:08 »

I did actually break a nail - BUT it was because the trainee girl at the salon did my nails last time and they werent done very well

Anyway your a cool guy - we could hook up - we could be like Beyonce and Jay Z  or something Soapy Tit Wank  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 16:50:01 »

Dont tell me you can do the bum shake! This is too much to take!

 Cheesy

I paid the trainee to do it as karma for your posting of my sleeping antics
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 16:55:57 »

Swine!! She had better not been doing them again on Tuesday or I will hunt you down sonny!
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 16:58:24 »

I broke a nail this morning.

I was topping up the oil in the motor and bonnet caught my hand.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 17:00:00 »

Did anyone else find that funny? I can imagion you kicking the tyre then buying it something like new alloys to make up.....
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 17:02:13 »

tee hee
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 17:02:19 »

I just kicked the door to my block of flats and shouted cunt loud.

Scared the girl at number 2.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 17:02:51 »

or even kissing it saying sorry a million times and saying i didn't mean to hurt you. please forgive me.  
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, May 20, 2007, 17:09:00 »

get her a swear box and put 10p in saying you aplogise, she will forgive you
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