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flammableBen

« on: Friday, May 18, 2007, 23:41:34 »

I've drank one small glass of red wine and smoked no cigarettes for 2 days now. This is as close to detox as it's gone for ben for a while.

Why?

Well I saw the state Fred was in at the meeting on Tuesday night. Blowing his nose every minute, eyes streaming like he's just watched a montage of the best Star Wars and Rocky bits mixed up. But still battling through with his crazy mix of a cider and black followed by a red WKD. I looked at him and thought, "Do I want to end up like that?". I've been thinking about it since.

What do I do? I'm looking at the 22 cigarettes and 3/4 of a bottle of wine in front of me and it's like I've an angel on one shoulder, a demon on the other and hundreds of other entity's swirling round my head all trying to give me advice. Unfortunately they are all speaking Welsh, and I don't understand Welsh.

Give me your advice whilst I ignore it and light up.
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, May 18, 2007, 23:49:31 »

Always listen to your body....I've had a quietish night tonight,  a few pints and home by 12:30.....the plus side is, will be in better state tomorrow.
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, May 18, 2007, 23:49:37 »

just get hammered benjamin, you know it makes sense  Beers
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STFC Village

« Reply #3 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 00:08:01 »

Are those two demons called Reg and Tans, Ben? Cheesy
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flammableBen

« Reply #4 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 00:10:00 »

soapy tit wank,

they are now.

I went for the drinking and the smoking. Can't let the old liver get complacent, in a way it's for the best.
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 00:48:00 »

i knew it.... couldnt resist the temptation  :thumbs:
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flammableBen

« Reply #6 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 02:52:07 »

Woot!!!!!!!

Thought I'd ran out of drink, then I remembered my stashed emergency kronenburg.

Think I've got a couple of stashed emergency white ace's somewhere. I can't remember where though Sad
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 02:57:40 »

Quote from: "flammableBen"
I've drank one small glass of red wine and smoked no cigarettes for 2 days now. This is as close to detox as it's gone for ben for a while.

Why?

Well I saw the state Fred was in at the meeting on Tuesday night. Blowing his nose every minute, eyes streaming like he's just watched a montage of the best Star Wars and Rocky bits mixed up. But still battling through with his crazy mix of a cider and black followed by a red WKD. I looked at him and thought, "Do I want to end up like that?". I've been thinking about it since.

What do I do? I'm looking at the 22 cigarettes and 3/4 of a bottle of wine in front of me and it's like I've an angel on one shoulder, a demon on the other and hundreds of other entity's swirling round my head all trying to give me advice. Unfortunately they are all speaking Welsh, and I don't understand Welsh.

Give me your advice whilst I ignore it and light up.



Shocking!!!! Ben...you dont need advice...just gentle guidance!!
Crack open the Kronie big boy!!
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 06:24:24 »

And the angel is Ralphster.


Look after you're body, you only get one.  Cheesy

It's now a whole week since i last lit up.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 13:28:51 »

As soon as I started detoxing I got a sinus infection. I'm going back on the beers next week.
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flammableBen

« Reply #10 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 13:47:05 »

After some wine, beer and cigarettes last night my man-flu has gone.
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 19:56:30 »

I'm on my 2nd bottle of red and it seems to have sorted out my GRID.
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 23:03:22 »

I survived an afternoon and night in the pub and didn't smoke  Cheesy

I'm proud of myself.
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 23:06:52 »

I survived several hours in many pubs including Yates, which just seemed like one big hen party. I don't think the girls were too impressed when I explained it was shit and I was going home.
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, May 19, 2007, 23:07:55 »

I was out in Poxford.

Bella Pasta and then 28 weeks later.
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