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« on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 09:34:29 »

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town
 hall where a Flower Show was in progress.
 One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring; we
 never have any fun anymore.
 For £5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower
 Show!"
 "You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a £5.00 note.
 The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,
 completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front
 door of the Flower Show.
  Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall
 followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
 The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a
 cheering crowd.
 "What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
 "I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"
 
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 09:57:57 »

thats gave me bad visions!!!! bad joke!
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 10:04:01 »

That didn't even make me laugh - sorry compo
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 10:09:24 »

I don't get it.  :?  Oops
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 10:10:44 »

A Builder on a 3rd floor forgot to take his saw up with him. He shouts down,
but his co worker can't hear him. So he does sign language.  He points to his eye (I), his knee (need)and moves his hand back and forth in a saw motion.  Mate nods, pulls down his trousers and starts to wank. The furious builder runs down and says "What the hell are you doing?", "I need my saw". "I know" says the co worker, "I was just letting you know I was comin"
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 10:11:11 »

Quote from: "Sippo"
I don't get it.  :?  Oops


you're so pretty  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 10:13:21 »

I don't get it.  :?  Oops
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 11:38:41 »

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/landofbo/hearingAids.jpg
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 11:58:00 »

I didn't post the one at 11.13 am.  :?  :?
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 12:30:27 »

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I didn't post the one at 11.13 am.  :?  :?


You're so pretty  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 12:33:48 »

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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 12:34:33 »

I don't get it?  Wink
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 12:36:16 »

Fishing.
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 13:02:08 »

Liking the hearing AIDS joke  Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 13:04:40 »

Pardon?
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