Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town
hall where a Flower Show was in progress.
One leaned over and said to the other, "Life is so darned boring; we
never have any fun anymore.
For £5.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid Flower
Show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady holding up a £5.00 note.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,
completely nude, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front
door of the Flower Show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall
followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
The naked and smiling old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a
cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st Prize as Best Dried Arrangement!"
