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Bushey Boy

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« on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 19:14:30 »

I just had some great Karma, never happened before:-

Phone goes

Bushey BOy: Hello
Caller: youve got squaters in your flat
BB: Whats the address
C:********
BB: Will be round in 5 mins
C: OK

I arrive and knock on the door, the guys answer and I explain they may have a slight legal and health problem.  They started saying we have squaters rights, I said I realise that however please have a look at this letter (handed copy of letter from environmental health which explains teh tenant we evicted last week had lice and other hazards) they basically didnt understand so I explained they have now probably caught a load of crap and they were gone in a flash!  

Easiest eviction ever, might have to get a few letters like that in future!  Silly little druggies
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 19:15:40 »

Smiley genius!
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 19:16:46 »

property is theft
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 19:19:07 »

ha ha it is sonic you are correct!
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 19:26:03 »

thats fucking ace Ash
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 19:42:29 »

Does that mean you now have lice and shit aswell ash?!

Fair play though.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 19:47:30 »

Dont be silly, I am not going in that flat at all, plus first rule when evicting dont step inside until safe!
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 21:17:32 »

were they polish?

might aswell get in there before bennett does
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 21:18:34 »

Nah they seemed ok lads to be fair so couldnt possibly be polish
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 21:27:49 »

Quote from: "Chubbs"
were they polish?

might aswell get in there before bennett does


i wouldn't lower myself to live in a squat..
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 21:30:05 »

I would.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 21:33:00 »

and i certainly wouldn't live anywhere that some poles had beforehand either
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 21:38:13 »

I would.
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 21:38:48 »

I lived in a squat before
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, May 13, 2007, 21:47:20 »

Not good places Deano, had 2 as todays doesnt really count.  They leave them ready for a new tenant everytime...!
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