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sonic youth

« on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 15:47:25 »

...is remarkably well-endowed.

FACT!
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 15:56:51 »

Thought this was going to say he'd died Sad but it hasn't Cheesy

You been to the theatre Sonic old bean?Sure i read somewhere he was stripping for his part as King Lear Oops
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 15:58:58 »

you been getting bummed by him sonic?
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 16:14:01 »

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you been getting bummed by him sonic?


 That was my initial reaction  :shock:  

  Size doesn't matter so much as where you put it....and up other blokes arses isn't  the best of places.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 16:24:05 »

I went to see King Lear last night, £12 for nearly four hours of theatre...makes £20 to watch our pile of shit seem ridiculous  Cheesy

Lear got nude and we got to see Sir Ian McKellen's cock flap about for a good five minutes. It was a bit mad.

The play itself was fucking ace, first time I've been to the theatre. Bennett says I'm gay, I'm just cultured Cool
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 16:26:06 »

i didn't say you were gay. you said we'd chosen the wrong hobby, i said you chose the wrong sexuality...you could be bi like ralphy for all i know!
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 16:29:16 »

I know what you think now chap, it's too late for apologies.

I was turned by Sir Ian
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 16:41:49 »

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I know what you think now chap, it's too late for apologies.

I was bummed by Sir Ian




poofter heeeeey??? Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 16:46:28 »

Do you think he gave Blanche a portion during his time in Corrie

"bite on this luv.........................this is going to hurt !"
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 16:52:30 »

you're as gay as Jimbo for knowing he was actually in corrie!!! when the hell was that?
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 16:54:11 »

Last year mate
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 17:03:51 »

Somehow my mind conjures up an image of the newly luvied up SY,  doing the Ricky Gervais thing in the Extras episode with Sir Ian.....only its SY and Sir Ian sat on a plain stage with some seagull and beach noises in the background.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 17:04:08 »

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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 17:09:05 »

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 No its culture
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 17:11:52 »

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 No its culture


corrie? culture? i'd call it dross, personally...
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