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redunderthebed

« on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 02:08:56 »

Here are some songs for Dennis Wise next season.

1. To the theme of American Pie by Don MacLean

Why Why did you leave Dennis Wise
You are a wanker and you lie
You ignored us now thats no surprise
Singing this will be the year that Leeds die
Yes this will be the year that Leeds died.

Or could say day that you die but that might be a bit over the top.

2. To the tune of Rat in the Kitchen - UB40

There's a rat in the dugout what is he gonna do?
There's a rat in the dugout what is he gonna do?
He's gonna make Leeds shit that's what he's gonna do
He's gonna make Leeds shit

Anyone got any more?
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fatbury

« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 07:36:40 »

I actually dont blame Wisey .. Ill be clappin him - its Bates I have a problem with!
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The_Plagiarist

« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 08:09:17 »

Wise, Wise wherever you may be
you took Leeds to Division three,
you won't win a cup and you won't win a shield
and your biggest game is Huddersfield!
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 11:17:21 »

Wisey, whats the score, Wisey Wisey whats the score?
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 11:20:59 »

Theres only one dennis wise?!?!

Or am I alone in thinking he did a good job for us?
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 11:25:06 »

Quote from: "The_Plagiarist"
Wise, Wise wherever you may be
you took Leeds to Division three,
you won't win a cup and you won't win a shield
and your biggest game is Huddersfield!


thats good.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 11:32:15 »

I would've been happy if he stayed. He left because of a falling out with a certain board member. Would've finished the job.

Time to move on.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 11:35:37 »

Quote from: "Chubbs"
Quote from: "The_Plagiarist"
Wise, Wise wherever you may be
you took Leeds to Division three,
you won't win a cup and you won't win a shield
and your biggest game is Huddersfield!


thats good.


Stolen from youtube though I believe.

Heard it a couple of weeks ago!

Good effort though.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 13:14:18 »

I'm with Ash on this one. Wise did a good job for us.

If you were offered 3 times more money than you're currently on, would you refuse?
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 14:02:38 »

Quote from: "Ralphy"
I'm with Ash on this one. Wise did a good job for us.

If you were offered 3 times more money than you're currently on, would you refuse?


If it involved working in Leeds on a daily basis, then yes I would turn it down  Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 14:44:44 »

I would work at the Kassam for triple my wages every year.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 15:16:09 »

He bucked out of a 3 year contract. End of story. Yes I do blame him.

In the end though it has all worked out rather well for us.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 15:19:18 »

Contracts mean fuck all these days in football.

Money talks.
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kevjoycreed

« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 15:38:44 »

Quote from: "The_Plagiarist"
Wise, Wise wherever you may be
you took Leeds to Division three,
you won't win a cup and you won't win a shield
and your biggest game is Huddersfield!


Wise, Wise wherever you may be
you took Leeds to Division three,
We don't give a fuck, you won't see us frown,
You biggest game will be Swindon Town
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2007, 20:59:02 »

Quote from: "kevjoycreed"
Quote from: "The_Plagiarist"
Wise, Wise wherever you may be
you took Leeds to Division three,
you won't win a cup and you won't win a shield
and your biggest game is Huddersfield!


Wise, Wise wherever you may be
you took Leeds to Division three,
We don't give a fuck, you won't see us frown,
You biggest game will be Swindon Town
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Good stuff. Although I prefer the original, even if it doesn't involve Swindon

I will be quite happy to take the piss but I don't particularly hate him - I just think he made a stupid decision. I can't imagine that he really needs the money and it would have been a shock if he got them doing remotely well this year - would have been better off getting a promotion under his belt
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