Walsall sell out allocation

[Fred Elliot]

No, you are fundamentally wrong in your assumption of the only constant.

The only true constant in the Universe is ;

p = 0

[flammableBen]

only for tight fisted Israelites.

[Fred Elliot]

only for tight fisted Israelites.

Desmond Decker is never wrong my friend

[flammableBen]

Desmond Dekker was one of the original rasta jewfarians. You misunderstand him.

[Fred Elliot]

Me Ears are Alight

[flammableBen]

Desmond Dekker was indeed wise and foresaw his catchy tune being used in the advertising world a quater of a century later. However he thought it would be used in a beer commercial..

"Wake up in the morning and find a fiver in my wallet. What am I gonna spend it on? Ohhh, Ohhh, Buy-Ben-a-Pint"

However he hadn't counted on those pesky Scouse sunflower-oil based spread manufacturers. And so the dream died in a field of singing sunflowers.

[Fred Elliot]

He was indeed wise beyond his y(ears)

The world is a poorer place, and you still owe me 6 beers.

You see his legacy died with him

[flammableBen]

You missed my generosity last home game. I was getting in the rounds of sambucas. Where were you? Actually I don't remember if you were there or not. Worrying times.

Anyway you owe me a pint not the other way around.

[Fred Elliot]

Where were you?

I was ermmmm........................watching the game

 :?

[flammableBen]

after the game you knob molester.

[Fred Elliot]

I was in the CGH you piece of smegma domeskin

[Reg Smeeton]

I find that Decency is decided my a fundamental universal theory.

d = p x fB²

Where d is decency, p is pints for ben buyage and fB is the flammableBen constant - one of the only 2 universal absolute constants - The Speed of Light is probably decided by it.

 I don't think you've taken account of Dolbear's Law

  Which states to convert cricket chirps to degrees Fahrenheit, count number of chirps in 14 seconds then add 40 to get temperature.

Example: 30 chirps + 40 = 70° F

To convert cricket chirps to degrees Celsius, count number of chirps in 25 seconds, divide by 3, then add 4 to get temperature.

Example: 48 chirps /(divided by) 3 + 4 = 20° C
 
 Or Tf = 50+(n-40/4)

 With global warming its  a stressful time for crickets.

[Fred Elliot]

I used to catch them fuckers and keep em in a Hartleys jam jar until they could not play cricket any more

[Reg Smeeton]

I used to catch them fuckers and keep em in a Hartleys jam jar until they could not play cricket any more

 You should leave cricket killing to the ICC.

[redbullzeye]

The last time I saw Ben he was handing over an envelope stuffed full of cash to me Top bloke