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« Reply #15 on: Monday, April 23, 2007, 11:11:46 » |
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I got a 2nd cat when the ex lived with me, little shit it was, the ex said I was harsh as my cat was attacking the new one, I said let them get on with it. In the end I used half the house with mine and she used half of it with hers.
Stupid fucking cat
Moral of the story, never get a fluffy animal for a girl.
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ronnie21
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« Reply #16 on: Monday, April 23, 2007, 11:16:01 » |
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I love a pussy, especially a tight and slippery one!! Oops, wrong sort! :-))(
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #17 on: Monday, April 23, 2007, 16:55:33 » |
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Cats are evil. :evil:
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, April 23, 2007, 16:57:15 » |
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I love a pussy, especially a tight and slippery one!! Oops, wrong sort! :-))( I see what you did there! |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #19 on: Monday, April 23, 2007, 16:59:31 » |
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I love a pussy, especially a tight and slippery one!! Oops, wrong sort! :-))( I see what you did there! That's fucking subtle isn't it. Anyhoo, I hate cats. And doesn't asprin kill them. Hint. |
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herthab
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, April 23, 2007, 17:05:28 » |
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Rather have a dog than a cat.
My dog's a star, think mutt that wouldn't look out of lace with someone selling the big issue and you've got him.
Smart as fuck though, never goes on a lead and knows his own way to the pub!
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It's All Good..............
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ronnie21
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, April 23, 2007, 18:12:22 » |
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I love a pussy, especially a tight and slippery one!! Oops, wrong sort! :-))( I see what you did there! If I had a choice I would like a black one!  |
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« Reply #22 on: Monday, April 23, 2007, 19:02:39 » |
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Everyone knows cats make better meat for currys than dogs. Fact!
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Victory is sweet even deep in the cheap seats
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 21:01:41 » |
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*Major bump*
The kitten decided to jump out of an upstairs window today, stupid little fucker.
He's ok, was a bit shaken up at first but he's running around terrorising the place now.
Guess that's 1 life down, 8 to go.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 21:42:14 » |
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You ought to rename him David Blaine
or his he one of those street jumper types.............. if so get him a hoodie and some cut offs and a 2 pairs of air max !
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DV
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 21:49:09 » |
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fuck sake, we get pictures of the builders near Ralphys flat packing up in the rain but we dont get pictures of a cat jumping from an upstairs window :x
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 21:52:48 » |
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Talking of jumping cats, Nickie's old neighbour's cat died the other week in the most fantastic way.
Cat walked into the kitchen and started eating it's food, the washing machine was on and made a really loud bang. Cat did a back flip, choked on it's food and died.
I laughed, I'm going to hell.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 21:53:01 » |
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fuck sake, we get pictures of the builders near Ralphys flat packing up in the rain but we dont get pictures of a cat jumping from an upstairs window :x Here here DV I want to see if it's true that cats always land right way up |
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 22:09:44 » |
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Talking of jumping cats, Nickie's old neighbour's cat died the other week in the most fantastic way.
Cat walked into the kitchen and started eating it's food, the washing machine was on and made a really loud bang. Cat did a back flip, choked on it's food and died.
I laughed, I'm going to hell. oh fuck I can hardly type Im laughing so much oh and I love the expression "died in the most fantastic way" |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, June 15, 2007, 22:11:45 » |
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