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« Reply #15 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:26:10 »

Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Christy"
Dilemma 2

As the wife's on some poxy course, I have three children to manage on Saturday.

Nine year old - part time fan, no problem
Seven year old - season ticket holder, no problem
Two year old - never been before, never remotely considered it.....wtf?  Suggestions please as to how this can possibly work...


Bring them all mate

Sit on the bank

We will make sure you are all ok !

What if it rains. No place for a two year old.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:27:56 »

Man invented the umbrella for a good reason pippy.
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« Reply #17 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 22:37:16 »

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On saturday my mate is getting married.

I've been invited to the evening do at a posh hotel in Faringdon. I have hired a full dinner suit for the occasion.

I also don't want to miss the Mansfield match.

I need to be at Faringdon for between 6 and 6:30pm.

The bugger is i will also need a shower before putting the suit on and i live in north Oxfordshire.

What do i do ?

By the time i get back home from Swindon it will be 5:45pm.

I then need to shower, change and drive to Faringdon :?


can you not...

drive to Swindon....drop tux off as a mates (ash perhaps?)
go to footy
leave on the dot, shower and change at his.....then leave for Faringdon?
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« Reply #18 on: Monday, April 16, 2007, 21:35:59 »

As sensible a solution as I can manage: game on, the two year old will make his debut, in the Family Enclosure.

Although I'm not sure how it'll work when we're hanging on at 2-1 and I'm trying to read Fireman fucking Sam.
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sonic youth

« Reply #19 on: Monday, April 16, 2007, 21:55:59 »

Books on tape are the future
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« Reply #20 on: Monday, April 16, 2007, 22:02:16 »

if ur desp. can leave ur stuff here and do as above!

R u going on the bank on sat, or r u doing the 'sit with the old man thing' Cheesy
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« Reply #21 on: Monday, April 16, 2007, 22:08:22 »

You can grab a shower here mate, can lend you a key not a problem.
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