Ralphy
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« on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 19:43:34 » |
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On saturday my mate is getting married.
I've been invited to the evening do at a posh hotel in Faringdon. I have hired a full dinner suit for the occasion.
I also don't want to miss the Mansfield match.
I need to be at Faringdon for between 6 and 6:30pm.
The bugger is i will also need a shower before putting the suit on and i live in north Oxfordshire.
What do i do ?
By the time i get back home from Swindon it will be 5:45pm.
I then need to shower, change and drive to Faringdon :?
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Nomoreheroes
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 19:44:54 » |
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Contact the hotel and see if you can get a shower there. Maybe it has got a pool or gym with shower area ?
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 19:45:04 » |
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Just arrive fashionably late with a decent excuse like
'sorry I am late, I was attacked by a loony frenchman who kept throwing belgian waffles at me'.
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Ralphy
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 19:47:27 » |
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Showering at the hotel would be ideal.
Maybe i should go to the match dressed as James Bond.
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blinkpip
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:08:10 » |
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Stop being a woman. Wear the suit and smell of booze. It's not a fashion parade.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
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Ralphy
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:13:57 » |
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Do you not think i might look out of place in the Nationwide stand in a dinner suit?
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:16:22 » |
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Do you not think i might look out of place in the Nationwide stand in a dinner suit? Come on the Bank and call it fancy dress. |
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:16:29 » |
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Do you not think i might look out of place in the Nationwide stand in a dinner suit? Bring a different T shirt and change into the shirt after the game. |
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:24:47 » |
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go on the bank and join in the fancy dress theme
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:48:30 » |
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Dilemma 2
As the wife's on some poxy course, I have three children to manage on Saturday.
Nine year old - part time fan, no problem
Seven year old - season ticket holder, no problem
Two year old - never been before, never remotely considered it.....wtf? Suggestions please as to how this can possibly work...
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Ralphy
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:50:01 » |
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Take the 2 year old.
Will be abit of a pain but your cope.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:04:51 » |
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Dilemma 2
As the wife's on some poxy course, I have three children to manage on Saturday.
Nine year old - part time fan, no problem
Seven year old - season ticket holder, no problem
Two year old - never been before, never remotely considered it.....wtf? Suggestions please as to how this can possibly work... Under seven's go free, bring Patrick along  |
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:06:06 » |
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Take the 2 year old.
Will be abit of a pain but your cope. I think he's taking all three.... Drug him.... or threaten him with no chocolate if he misbehaves. :| |
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:21:29 » |
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Take some toys or something to keep the little un amused, jobs a goodun.
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:23:57 » |
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Dilemma 2
As the wife's on some poxy course, I have three children to manage on Saturday.
Nine year old - part time fan, no problem
Seven year old - season ticket holder, no problem
Two year old - never been before, never remotely considered it.....wtf? Suggestions please as to how this can possibly work... Bring them all mate Sit on the bank We will make sure you are all ok ! |
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