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« on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:57:36 » |
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i'm out. any ideas? the shop is miles away.
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Piemonte
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:01:19 » |
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kitchen roll? tissues? boxer shorts  ? |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:02:52 » |
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if you are really desperate i guess you could use a j-cloth
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:05:37 » |
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Dont wipe. Use back of hand. Use a sock. Old Newspaper. Spray shower up crack bit like a bidet. Not much of thinker are you Oxford Fan?  |
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Ben Wah Balls
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:12:58 » |
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Tissues are the answer.
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Onion_Jimbo
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:15:10 » |
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use grated cheese
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:20:34 » |
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please dont post pictures of yourself putting grated cheese on your bum
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:21:02 » |
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use the 3 shells
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:21:24 » |
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actually do
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Onion_Jimbo
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:23:54 » |
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no wait, dont.
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:24:18 » |
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Go to the shops.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:24:52 » |
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after piemonte's efforts at picturing his bum cleavage, i'd rather OF didn't do the same
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:26:10 » |
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go to the hall's bar and nick one from the toilets in there
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:28:01 » |
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have a shower straight after, get shit by your feet though ewwwww :shock:
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:29:10 » |
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kitchen roll? tissues? we dont have any. go to the hall's bar and nick one from the toilets in there we dont have bars per hall, just one union pub. in the end i executed a perfect non-wipe poo. back of the net. |
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