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Mark Hanrahan

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« on: Saturday, April 14, 2007, 22:12:33 »

A very angry, bearded winger called me 'a wally' today! Not heard that in years!! Cool

Worst sledging you've recieved?
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, April 14, 2007, 22:51:48 »

Was it Roberts or Zaaboub?
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, April 14, 2007, 23:05:25 »

i get "lazy/fat cunt" a lot, but it doesnt bother me, coz i am.
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Spud

« Reply #3 on: Saturday, April 14, 2007, 23:38:32 »

I was the one who used to give the sledging, there was nothing quite like annoying a centre forward.  Cool
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 13:15:40 »

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A very angry, bearded winger called me 'a wally' today! Not heard that in years!! Cool

Worst sledging you've recieved?


I think you miss understood him, he said you were 'a whalley' as in Gareth......burn!!!!

Hmm when I played a friendly for a team  of Brazillians, someone on the other team did say 'get a hair cut and go back to your home country you dirty foreigner'

yes  :roll:
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 14:07:14 »

I played as a favour for a team the other day and one of the players on my team kept calling me Sparky. I have no idea why though?
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Amir

« Reply #6 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 14:18:06 »

Maybe you look like Mark Hughes?

One of my mates would always refer to me as whoever Swindon's worst striker of the moment was.  I called him Killer Kilcline.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 16:01:11 »

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Nah i would say im more like David Beckham
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 18:10:59 »

I got called a gimp today...

by my own player! Soapy Tit Wank
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 18:15:31 »

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I got called a gimp today...

by my own player! Soapy Tit Wank


Ha ha!! Was it Dave?

How are your London Scottish/Jamaican team doing these days?
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, April 15, 2007, 19:08:02 »

i got called Garry Hobbs from Eastenders once.

What was even funnier was when i scored i went up to him and said "come on Minty, you not celebrating???!!!"

bless the little cunt :twisted:
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Piemonte

« Reply #11 on: Monday, April 16, 2007, 08:35:42 »

I got called ugly once. Not that thats an unfair comment in itself, but made me laugh when it came from someone who looked like Peter Beardsley.

He was referred to as Brad Pitt by our whole team for the rest of the game "Lads, someone mark Brad!"
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, April 16, 2007, 09:08:50 »

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I got called a gimp today...

by my own player! Soapy Tit Wank


Ha ha!! Was it Dave?

How are your London Scottish/Jamaican team doing these days?


After a nightmare season we beat Exeter City 3-1 yesterday moving us above them and off the bottom. That was their last game too. which was nice. Still have 4 games left I think so a nice mid table finish is on the cards
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
Rich Pullen

« Reply #13 on: Monday, April 16, 2007, 10:39:02 »

I was involved in a heated match on Saturday - Not offical league game, just an 11-a-side match between random gatherings of people.

The game was quite hostile throughout - near the end, our striker got hacked down in the box. But this lad in a full Chelsea kit (a week before it was the full Italy kit - next week?) who got the ball shouted play on - which led to myself suffering the "red mist syndrome" and taking him out of the game in (let's just say) a very cynical manner - the whole incident led to the game being ended  Cheesy

When the Chelsea kid got up we went "why did you do that for?" in a whingy way

I replied "Because you're wearing a fucking full Chelsea kit you fucking cunt"  Oops

My wit had abandoned me.
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Piemonte

« Reply #14 on: Monday, April 16, 2007, 11:11:08 »

Its a fair comment though Rich. I commend you for your actions.
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