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« on: Monday, April 9, 2007, 18:11:11 » |
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Stick them up here. My mate told me that a couple of seasons ago the Liverpool fans chanted: "Steve Bruce, he's got a big fat head" - Brilliant
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Stef Troll
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, April 9, 2007, 21:43:13 » |
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He's fat and scouse and will probably rob your house its 'insert scouse player name'
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Sade
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, April 9, 2007, 21:56:42 » |
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Homeasexual goal keeper  Cracks me up everytime despite at first me singing 'I'm a sexual goal keeper' until my dearest boyfriend pointed out that I was singing it incorrectly. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, April 9, 2007, 22:13:09 » |
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These are probably the shittest and least funny suggestions to ever grace football fora
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, April 9, 2007, 22:18:10 » |
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shut up you.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, April 9, 2007, 22:34:50 » |
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I'm right though, Sadie
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, April 9, 2007, 22:55:16 » |
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why on earth would anyone sing "I'm a sexual goalkeeper"?
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, April 9, 2007, 23:51:14 » |
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 Im going to sing that next week..think i'll invent a little dance to go with it  |
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 00:03:57 » |
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:33:35 » |
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i still love "world cup, and you fucked it up" sung by arsenal and everton to graham poll earlier this season
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SwindonTartanArmy
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:36:15 » |
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Still the think the "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams" song was the best. Sung just after he was diagnosed with mild schizophrenia.  |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:39:36 » |
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These 2 are ace
Park Park, wherever you may be,
you eat dog in your own country
but it could be worse, you could be scouse
eating dog in your council house
Van-per-sie
when a girl says no,
molest her!
although I'd vote for the classic TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA TOWWWWWWWWELL over both
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:46:36 » |
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Van-per-sie
when a girl says no,
molest her!
Brilliant |
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:48:01 » |
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I think it came yesterday when Torquay started singing you dirty northern bastards to US!!!!!  |
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SwindonTartanArmy
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 10:53:59 » |
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I got a book of funny football chants. Granted they are from Scottish football but I will have to dig out a few of the best tonight. |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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