Bob's Orange
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« on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 13:08:49 » |
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I have found the girl of my dreams in the petrol station round the corner from me. She is beauty personified, brown hair and eyes, lovely smile etc etc. It is usually busy so there is no way I would get a chance to ask her out face to face, but my mate has suggested the next time I pay for petrol I give her a small tip, say a 5 Euro note and write my phone number on it. He claims to have done this 5 times and had 4 girls ring him. Does this sound like something that would work? Just thinking about it, that may look like I would like to pay for sex!!  |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 13:19:29 » |
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Ha ha!!! Maybe buy her a curly wurly and write your number on that? I found the girl of my dreams yesterday, she worked in the 2nd pub we went to, the axe & whatever it was called. I want to marry her! The best chips i have ever had!!  |
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 13:22:41 » |
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Ha ha!!! Maybe buy her a curly wurly and write your number on that? I found the girl of my dreams yesterday, she worked in the 2nd pub we went to, the axe & whatever it was called. I want to marry her! The best chips i have ever had!! You can't get curly wurly's over here! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 13:24:44 » |
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Ha ha!!! Maybe buy her a curly wurly and write your number on that? I found the girl of my dreams yesterday, she worked in the 2nd pub we went to, the axe & whatever it was called. I want to marry her! The best chips i have ever had!! You can't get curly wurly's over here! Is this some sort of sick joke! I cant imagine a life without curly wurlys! |
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 13:28:09 » |
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Ha ha!!! Maybe buy her a curly wurly and write your number on that? I found the girl of my dreams yesterday, she worked in the 2nd pub we went to, the axe & whatever it was called. I want to marry her! The best chips i have ever had!! You can't get curly wurly's over here! Is this some sort of sick joke! I cant imagine a life without curly wurlys! Unfortunately not. Only have Mars, Snickers and KitKats oh and Lion Bars. |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 13:29:14 » |
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 13:59:25 » |
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which petrol station?  |
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 14:00:26 » |
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which petrol station? Not telling you! :face: |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 15:58:06 » |
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Surely you just give her YOUR curly wurly!!
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 16:01:48 » |
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I think writing it on a 5 Euro note would seem a bit sleazy.
I'd just hand over a little note when you give her the cash for the petrol. Something like 'Would you like to go to dinner sometime?' and then put your number.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 16:07:43 » |
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Ask quietly if she wants a fill-up from your nozzle, film the occasion and post it on here |
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 16:31:21 » |
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There was a damn nice waitress in the Kings Arms at All Cannings today Why oh why was I with my parents :x |
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 16:56:36 » |
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ask her if she wants your fuel injection  |
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 17:15:23 » |
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I think writing it on a 5 Euro note would seem a bit sleazy.
I'd just hand over a little note when you give her the cash for the petrol. Something like 'Would you like to go to dinner sometime?' and then put your number. That is exactly what I have done. Translated it into French as well as that sounds better!! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, April 8, 2007, 18:48:00 » |
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.....ahhh as Lord Tennyson famously wrote....
In the Spring a fuller crimson comes upon the robin’s breast;
In the Spring the wanton lapwing gets himself another crest;
In the Spring a livelier iris changes on the burnish’d dove;
In the Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.
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