Bad things you've done and got away with...

[flammableBen]

We all know the TEF is a haunt for depraved scum, but it's now time to come clean.

Me and a friend thiefed stuff from the commonweal science department (actually he did most of the stealing, I was a good kid). We then tried to make explosives. Our attempts were pretty unsuccessful, although did include starting a mini-fire in the bit at the top of the slope at the back of the Town Gardens rec and the back of avenue Road. Happy days. His Mrs. will be along shortly to read this I guess.

I used to hand about copies of the anarchist / Jolly Roger / whatever names it had cookbook on floppy disk at school as well. Probably get me arrested if I did that now. I wonder if I've still got a copy. Not many people had tinternet back then.

There was the classic getting caught cheating on a piece of work in my first year at uni. The head of computer science told me and my room mate "Not to get caught again". Was shitting my self before the meeting though.

Err... I'll think of some more in a bit. Some of you crazy shits must have done some well sketchy shit.

I don't want you to get arrested though, so err. use false names or say a friend did it.

[Samdy Gray]

What an ace idea for a thread.

Off the top of my head:

• Burn't a rubbish bin
• Was with some mates who set alight to one of those charity clothing bank things
• Broke into an old garage forecourt and nicked loads of car speakers, paint and other bits
• Blew up a deodorant can underneath a tree, which subsequently caught fire. We blamed 'a stray firework'.
• My old maths teacher used to leave his window unlocked on his class room, we'd go back at night and nick his supply of tea-bags and chocolate biscuits.
• Climbed on the school roof and turned all the CCTV cameras to face the sky
• Stole a packet of Polo's from a snack bar

[flammableBen]

What an ace idea for a thread.

I was bored and reading the somethingawful forums and nicked the idea.

• Blew up a deodorant can underneath a tree, which subsequently caught fire. We blamed 'a stray firework'.

That fucking cracked me up.

[Samdy Gray]

I've also just remembered breaking into an old Citreon ZX (at the same dis-used garage forecourt) using the can opener on my pen-knife as a key to unlock it. Try it!

[Bushey Boy]

and sam wonders why the OB turned up at his house, we do not need your sought in Westlea Sam and I for one will be calling an urgent residents meeting

[Samdy Gray]

and sam wonders why the OB turned up at his house, we do not need your sought in Westlea Sam and I for one will be calling an urgent residents meeting

 

I've changed

[Bushey Boy]

Too late, your history will be investigated by Doris and Dennett, they have the final say.

Westlea used to be a nice place, its changed in the last two weeks

[Samdy Gray]

I sincerely hope you're taking the michael Ashley.

[Bushey Boy]

The Westleas Residents Association meet at the local school on the first wednesday of every month in the primary school at 10am.  Havent you had a letter yet? Im being serious mate

[ronnie21]

Cannot think of too much myself but I know somebody at the club who has been dealing in dodgy cd's.    

[Samdy Gray]

The Westleas Residents Association meet at the local school on the first wednesday of every month in the primary school at 10am.  Havent you had a letter yet? Im being serious mate

Am I bothered though?

[Bushey Boy]

Worse thing I did was my mum worked at samaritans and they had 6 premiership shirts come in, I bought them for £2.50 each and sold them at £15 each at school, I was 12, my mum found out and made me give all money to the charity plus my initial outlay.

Other things were mum is irish and gave me a republic of ireland shirt, I was 13 but went and changed it for an england top = grounded for a month

[Bushey Boy]

The Westleas Residents Association meet at the local school on the first wednesday of every month in the primary school at 10am.  Havent you had a letter yet? Im being serious mate

Am I bothered though?

Its useful mate.  Dennett cuts my lawn now as I made the effort

[Sussex]

Like fuck am I posting anything in this thread!  

[lebowski]

Worse thing I did was my mum worked at samaritans and they had 6 premiership shirts come in, I bought them for £2.50 each and sold them at £15 each at school, I was 12, my mum found out and made me give all money to the charity plus my initial outlay.

Other things were mum is irish and gave me a republic of ireland shirt, I was 13 but went and changed it for an england top = grounded for a month

so you didn't really get away with it then, on either occasion?

read the rules for god's sake!