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STFCBird
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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 12:55:32 »

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**Jan sets up a punch line**

The only ones not to get fucked will be the single mothers.


tis true,

I've often thought I'd of been better off getting knocked up at 15, i'd have my own place and everything Cheesy
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Piemonte

« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 15:11:28 »

According to the BBC's budget calculator I'm £89.15 a year worse off.  

I look forward to my £89.15 being given to a unemployed single mum.
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 15:19:58 »

Next year, the indications are that you will be £43.38 better off  Beers

Think I fucked up somewhere... Oops
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 15:25:31 »

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According to the BBC's budget calculator I'm £89.15 a year worse off.  

I look forward to my £89.15 being given to a unemployed single mum.


Cheers Piemonte
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fatbury

« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 15:25:40 »

£26.50 better off ... mainly due to the income tax sweetener I might add ... Gordon going for a June 2008 election methinks
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Piemonte

« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 15:43:44 »

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According to the BBC's budget calculator I'm £89.15 a year worse off.  

I look forward to my £89.15 being given to a unemployed single mum.


Cheers Piemonte


Thats what you aspire to be Wink
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 15:44:27 »

yes.  I'd be far better off.
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Piemonte

« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 15:46:17 »

You best get breeding before before the menopause starts in a year or 2 then
 
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 15:53:15 »

I'm going to be £118.29 better off. Yay.
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 15:55:59 »

£84 worse off you fuckers.
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 16:59:42 »

£138 up (and the missus is £116 up) - woohoo I'll vote for that!
Let's see what that bopard Cameron wants to offer me.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 17:03:47 »

i noted that the petrol increases go up from midnight,but the cut in income tax starts in april 2008 :evil:
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flammableBen

« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 17:10:38 »

11p on fags, 1p on beer and 5p on wine. I think I heard.

Disaster
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, March 21, 2007, 17:12:24 »

its a bit racialist against the beer drinker - I put mine in on 30 pints a week and ended up £9.92 better off.  Then thought I'd see how the missus comes out, exactly the same but 30 glasses of wine (for the ladies), £62.55 better off.

Therefore, if I switch to wine, I calculate the government will pay me 3.37pence for every glass of wine I drink.  genius.
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