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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #30 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 19:46:53 »

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Was your assistant sticking his dick in the bacon slicer?


Yeah, he sacked him and he sacked the bacon slicer 'n all.  
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 20:00:28 »

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Was your assistant sticking his dick in the bacon slicer?


Nah

Just having a bit of a rough time of it at the moment
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« Reply #32 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 20:13:18 »

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Just having a bit of a rough time of it at the moment


Do you want my job? You get to sit all day and listen to people moan about their endowments not paying off their mortgage. It's great fun, honest.
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« Reply #33 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 20:19:31 »

I worked til 3 this morning, then got up and drove to Leicester to deliver a tender that should have gone special delivery on Friday but didn't because some lazy cunt at work could'nt be bothered to e mail me the info required until last night.

Get home absoloutly fucked and argue with the missus.

Take a phone call from HR about the recent interview to be told the MD is now in Dubai until the 5th of April FFS

Oh, and my UC has come back so Ill probably be crippled tomorrow

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« Reply #34 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 20:40:41 »

Oh dear Fred Sad
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« Reply #35 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 20:42:58 »

Not good at the moment Larwood

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« Reply #36 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 20:49:57 »

Make yourself one of those whiskey hot chocolate kit kat (was it?) things you made on Saturday night Mr. Fred. That would cheer anybody up.
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« Reply #37 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 20:51:34 »

Think I might do mate

I just know I am going to be in bed crippled tomorrow so might as well have fun tonight
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« Reply #38 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 20:52:11 »

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Make yourself one of those whiskey hot chocolate kit kat (was it?) things you made on Saturday night Mr. Fred. That would cheer anybody up.


I think Ill try it with the mint kit kat tonight rather than the orange one
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« Reply #39 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 21:07:06 »

Sexy.

Just don't do a mint orange combo because I foresee that it will taste horrible.

I've got enough alcohol to keep me going for tonight through to a good proportion of tomorrow. Which is nice.

And I won the Premium Bonds today. A nice £50 for Ben.

Saying how I had a nice day isn't really the best way of cheering everybody else up is it?
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« Reply #40 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 21:10:34 »

All the best Sam and Fred -tomorrow will betterI've had a shit day as well didn't get a job I was going for but I'm telling myself the cunts had it stitched up anyway and I was just interviewed to make up the numbers.  The wind is howling a bloody gale and the boat is over at 45 degrees which makes it easier to pour the wine Cheesy  Cheesy
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« Reply #41 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 21:11:16 »

Thats cool mate


honestly
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« Reply #42 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 21:12:55 »

I played football earlier and got taken out, my ankle is now double the side and gone black, its in ice tho but can see pain in morning.
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« Reply #43 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 21:15:05 »

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I played football earlier and got taken out, my ankle is now double the side and gone black, its in ice tho but can see pain in morning.


Was going to pop in for a coffee tomorrow mate but I think we will both be out of action

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« Reply #44 on: Monday, March 19, 2007, 21:15:30 »

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All the best Sam and Fred -tomorrow will betterI've had a shit day as well didn't get a job I was going for but I'm telling myself the cunts had it stitched up anyway and I was just interviewed to make up the numbers.  The wind is howling a bloody gale and the boat is over at 45 degrees which makes it easier to pour the wine Cheesy  Cheesy


Shit

sorry about that mate
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