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« on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:04:41 »

There was this mate of mine at school and his name was Ben he was  big lad but didn't mind the old name. Anyway i started my journey from college to home on my bike, push, and i got near this big figure who looked exactly like this mate from school as i got nearer i shouted "alrite Ben ya fat cunt" as i got even closer i saw a big angry bloke who looked nowt like fat Ben i pedalled like fuck!

Anyone else  had any mistaken identity's?
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:08:41 »

I don't call my mates fat cunts.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #2 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:10:55 »

Quote from: "blinkpip"
I don't call my mates fat cunts.


I have a housemate who I call a fat cunt...but he calls me a skinny bastard so thats ok. He does look (and act) exactly like Ed from Sean Of The Dead much to his anoyance!  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:23:12 »

The male youth of today with their ridiculous long hair. I invarible clout someone round the back of the head assuming it's my girly brother. Invaribly it's not.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:34:33 »

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I don't call my mates fat cunts.


Good, you shouldn't talk to yourself people say
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, December 13, 2004, 18:43:14 »

Quote from: "Reeves4manager"
Quote from: "blinkpip"
I don't call my mates fat cunts.


Good, you shouldn't talk to yourself people say

Very funny, I fell off my stool.  :roll:
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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