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STFCBird
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« on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:25:17 »

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/1,,2007110349,00.html
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:26:27 »

One word











RALPHY !

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« Reply #2 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:27:02 »

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land_of_bo

« Reply #3 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:30:53 »

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I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded.

The firm never asked why — but I loved the view while she was up on the ramp and they were working on her. I love all aspects of cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.”

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Chris believes one spark for his fetish was 1980s cult TV series Knight Rider, starring David Hasselhoff and featuring a talking car.


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herthab
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:33:30 »

Phroarrr! Kitt with the hood up..........


I'm getting hard just thinking about it............................
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Scot Munroe

« Reply #5 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:35:05 »

Very Wrong.
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land_of_bo

« Reply #6 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:36:16 »

I can just imagine getting my tongue into the general lees radiator grill  :oxford:
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:37:24 »

Brings a whole new meaning to 'Herbie Rides Again' doesn't it?
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:37:29 »

Quote from: "Fucking Weirdo"
Chris believes one spark for his fetish was 1980s cult TV series Knight Rider, starring David Hasselhoff and featuring a talking car.



I loved that programme and Dukes of Hazzard. I don't fuck cars  :?
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool




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« Reply #9 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:38:07 »

Oops

Damn my secrets out. Mind you the jetski was out of this world!!  Cheesy
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land_of_bo

« Reply #10 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:41:45 »

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His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.


Found on google...

KARL WATKINS, 20, appeared at Hereford Crown Court in February 1993 on five counts of outraging public decency: in particular, making love to pavements.

Watkins claimed it was a case of mistaken identity, but he was fingered many times as the man found face down on the paving stones with his pants round his ankles. One boy told of seeing Watkins's bare backside moving up and down, while a mother said she was shocked to see a group of children gathered round him. He also attempted to mount an underpass. How he passed the time during his 18 month jail sentence is far from clear.

Watkins was back in court in April 1995, on charges of simulating sex with black plastic dustbin bags in front of teenage schoolgirls. He revealed a nine-year fetish with the plastic sacks, centred on the "feel and touch of the bin liners". He went out at night to spend his time in rubbish piles, and had been found in wheelie bins, and even in the back of dust-carts. His ultimate sexual fantasy was to be in a dust-cart when the bin bags were crushed. Convicted of outraging public decency, he was put on three years' probation and ordered to seek psychiatric help.
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Danjackson10

« Reply #11 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:42:06 »

Id be well up for giving herbie a shafting! Wink  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:48:55 »

Cheesy Thats ace. If I could shag a car it would be a ferrari.
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Danjackson10

« Reply #13 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:56:24 »

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Cheesy Thats ace. If I could shag a car it would be a ferrari.


whats stopping you  Wink
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:56:34 »

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Cheesy Thats ace. If I could shag a car it would be a ferrari.


And me

(does that make me bi-sexual ?)

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