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« Reply #105 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:47:53 »

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I still like to hang around school's though


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« Reply #106 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:50:29 »

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Germany's sent them the gas bill...........................................


You see, to me, in a very simplistic way, that is funny. I've read more books about the Holocaust than Bob Holt could shake a stick at and have been suitably shocked, humbled and generally gobsmacked at what man is capable of doing to his fellow man. But that is still funny!
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« Reply #107 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 17:13:58 »

You ought to read 'If This Is Man' written by Primo Levi, about his experiences in Auschwitz as a jewish prisoner.

A surprisingly uplifting book.
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« Reply #108 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 17:17:24 »

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it seems dead/abused children is the new 'look at me, I'm so controversial' joke


Pfffft :?  dead/abused kids were doing the rounds when I was at school or Reg even :shock:  It's nothing new Shrug


I wasn't implying the jokes were new.  Your opinion means fuck all anyway, you didn't get barry Tongue
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« Reply #109 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 17:18:42 »

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You ought to read 'If This Is Man' written by Primo Levi, about his experiences in Auschwitz as a jewish prisoner.

A surprisingly uplifting book.


I've heard of that one but I've not read it yet. I will do though.
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« Reply #110 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 17:19:38 »

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it seems dead/abused children is the new 'look at me, I'm so controversial' joke


Pfffft :?  dead/abused kids were doing the rounds when I was at school or Reg even :shock:  It's nothing new Shrug


I wasn't implying the jokes were new.  Your opinion means fuck all anyway, you didn't get barry Tongue


Too fucking right I don't get Barry. Still, none of us are perfect Cheesy
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« Reply #111 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 17:22:03 »

It's a very good book. As well as depicting the brutality around him, he also tries to convey to the reader how the prisoners retained their humanity. It's one of the best books I've ever read.
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« Reply #112 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 17:23:29 »

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You ought to read 'If This Is Man' written by Primo Levi, about his experiences in Auschwitz as a jewish prisoner.

A surprisingly uplifting book.


That is a very interesting book, I read it at the same sort of time as A Day In The Life of Ivan Denisovich which is about the Russian gulags.  I also read The Journey(?) by Primo Levi about his getting home after the Russians turned up.  I think it took him about two years.

Strangely some on the far-right have used If This Is A Man to supposedly show that Jews are sub-human.
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« Reply #113 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 17:25:18 »

Fuck knows how.

They appear a lot more human than the Nazis....................
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« Reply #114 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 17:29:04 »

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Fuck knows how.

They appear a lot more human than the Nazis....................


My guess would be the way they treated each other at times, so that they could survive themselves.


And back to the jokes....... Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #115 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 17:36:40 »

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The first baby joke on this thread was told to me when I was at junior school, about 30 years ago.

Sad that my humour has remained as childish as then..............................


Thats a coincidence Steve I first heard your baby joke when I was about 10 or 11...you werent at Gorse Hill Juniors then too were you? Lick my Arse Orifice  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #116 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 17:46:54 »

No mate. I heard the following at the same time.

I hear Airey Neve was on the radio the other day.

He was also on the windscreen, the dashboard, the steering wheel, the gear stick, etc, etc.

One for the oldies!
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« Reply #117 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 18:11:41 »

Or did you know they found Donald Campbell's body?

It came out of a tap in Manchester.
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« Reply #118 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 18:30:08 »

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Or did you know they found Donald Campbell's body?

It came out of a tap in Manchester.


 Cheesy  Cheesy
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« Reply #119 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 18:40:11 »

What do you throw an epileptic who is having a fit in the bath.?


























Your washing.... Cheesy
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