Red nose day shit

[red macca]

This should be cancelled.If those ungrateful ethiopian little fuckers want to kidnap 5 brits then we should tell them to fuck off.We are giving them money to kidnap us thats like doing a half marathon for bin laden.

Any way i have wrote this letter to the editor of the sun i wonder if it will get published

Dear Editor

I am writing this letter appealing to your readers to boycott this years comic relief.We raise millions of pounds every year for ethiopia and the thanks we get is for them to kidnap 5 british citizens.

We are pumping money into their education system and all they are being taught is that the usa and britain are evil countries and that they should kill and kidnap us.This is the equivilant of funding the taliban or the iraqis (again).

I predict in 15 years we will be at war with ethipia and the neighbouring countries.It wont be much of a problem as obviously we will as i cant see how they can win a war with spears and buckets and the fact that they are bare footed wont help them with all the shrapnel that will be lying about.

On another note they keep telling us how much are money has helped build schools etc so how come the schools have not taught little simanonlaboogu that instead of walking 8 miles for water he could just build his house closer to the river.

Anyway my point is dont raise any more money for a country that wants to kill us

Many thanks

Deano

[Sippo]

Doesn't some money go to kids in the UK aswell though?

[Piemonte]

This should be cancelled.If those ungrateful ethiopian little fuckers want to kidnap 5 brits then we should tell them to fuck off.We are giving them money to kidnap us thats like doing a half marathon for bin laden.


Deano

 

[red macca]

Doesn't some money go to kids in the UK aswell though?

I dont think so but if it does we can just push a little harder for children in need.Thats one charity i will allways donate to without a doubt

[sonic youth]

Comic Relief's money goes abroad and stays in the UK as well.

Donating your money to huge chairities isn't worth it, you might as well chuck a tenner in a puddle. You're better off identifying smaller charities who receive less money but use it better, as opposed to someone like Unicef who sends a plane full of chalk to parts of Africa where people are starving - fuckload of good that is.

[Amir]

I'm bang up for a bin laden fun run, and I think the scrounging Ethiopians should be made to do it and all, seeing as they always win long distance races.  'Oooh, we're hungry, we're hungry', that's because you've just run 26 miles you cunt.

They're all at it :shake:

[sonic youth]

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[Bushey Boy]

guys this is a tad bit racist, not the little kids fault is it?!

[red macca]

No its not their fault your right.Just cant see why we should raise them money when the country is doing shit like this to british citizens

[mattboyslim]

I think Comic Relief is one of the better Charities IMHO, many people in the developing world have no chance to improve themselves, too many people in the UK can't help themselves and I find it hard to give them any sympathy.  Working on that rationale, you shouldn't support children in need because some kid vandalises your property, or ever support charities in Northern Ireland cos of what a tiny minority of pepople in the IRA did to 'British Citizens'.  I generally believe when it comes to charities the most deserving people are those who've no choice in how rubbish their lives are.

[fatbury]

Excellent cartoon SY ..

[Amir]

Keeping money from certain countries would only effect the innocent, in the same way sanctions against countries does.  The people who suffered the most from sanctions against Iraq between the first and second gulf wars were the children, who became malnourished and didn't have enough medicine.  Fat lot of good they did as well.

[Sharky]

If we are all honest....the best thing you can do if you want to give something to charity is not to throw money at different organisations, but to volunteer someow to help.....by for example paying for flights to a third world country and help to build a school or something yourself.

Unfortunately most people ar happy to throw some money around but wont ever be able to free up some time to make a difference themselves.

My time spent in Ecuador helping to build a school and a bridge for the workers to get to the nearest safe water hole was a life changing and truely rewarding experience.....much more so than listening to Lenny Henry and co saying thankyou for your tenner towards their cause.

[herthab]

I think Peter Schmeichel Day is great.

Apart from all those depressing clips they show of starving kids.

Those bits are a bit of a downer tbh.

Oh and Lenny Henry, who is even more depressing.

Especially when he's trying to be funny.

[McLovin]

I'd donate a tenner if they put Lenny out to pasture once and for all. He's a cock.