Gigs

[Simon Pieman]

Ace you could have the four piece band doing the song, building up the anger, then for the last couple of choruses get the rest of us horrible bunch in proper football chant stylee.

This must happen. And at Abbey Road too  

[millom red]

Do we go all melancholy, or upbeat and brash?

[Fred Elliot]

upbeat and brash

you know it makes sense

[flammableBen]

I want Fred to do a John Barnes style rap in the middle. Otherwise I will not be purchasing a copy.

[Fred Elliot]

Consider it done FB

[millom red]

upbeat and brash

you know it makes sense

I like melancholic and depressive

 

[flammableBen]

Can we have melancholic and upbeat?

[Simon Pieman]

Let's make a b side

Millom does Joy Division

[millom red]

Let's make a b side

Millom does Joy Division

That makes sense.

 

[Fred Elliot]

I want Fred to do a John Barnes style rap in the middle. Otherwise I will not be purchasing a copy.

OK

just had a voice from the dead contact me and the Lyrical Gangsta has penned my rap.

My name is Fred, I'm a natural born killer
I've got big balls like a 10 ft gorilla
I'm a one man army, a Sherman tank
I could fill a swimming pool when I have a wank
I'm a ninja, a hurricane rolled into one
I won't stop until the battle is won
I'm harder than hard, like fatbury's wank sock
Your time's running out Mike, TIC TOC!

I think we need to go with this !

[flammableBen]

That's ace. Picturing you rapping is funny in my head.

[Fred Elliot]

I cant wait to do it with my bill power baseball cap on back to front stylee

[reeves4england]

Okay you wanted a song, so here's an attampt! Adapted from (and to the same tune as) I Can Do It Without You by the Kaiser Cheifs

Our club doesn’t look the same,
They want to move us down the motorway
The County Ground’s where we want to stay,
The board can’t even spell CVA

We can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it without you.
we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it without you.

Mark D’s been sacked again
Packed his bags and got on the train.
You've got nothing that’s clever to say,
Nobody's listening to you anyway.

'Cos we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it without you.
we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it without you.
Because we know you’re not very good.

La la la, la la la la la la la la la, etc.

What you want here?
It doesn't matter!
I think you know that we’re better off without you.
What about our club?
It doesn't matter!
Cos everything that's done is all about you

Bill’s army’s crying out for change
We hated you from the first day
Mikey D is the one to blame
So full of himself there’s no room for brains

We can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it without you.
we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it without you.
we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it without you.
we can do it, we can do it, we can do it, we can do it without you.
Because we know you’re not very good.

As for the singing I do sing a bit, but only have Sadie and Johno to vouch for me on that one!

[millom red]

Nice one reeves....anyone got any other suggestions?

[flammableBen]

I'd say put it to a new tune, take out the chorus and the la's and put in some old school football song drunken bloke choir sing-a-long.