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Fred Elliot
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« on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:17:13 »

Lisa just returned from taking our dog over the fields with the dog trailing a stream of blood behind her.

Being a Springer and loopy to fuck she bounds everywhere, straight on a broken cider bottle concealed by the snow.

She has sliced through an artery that runs up the back of her leg by her dew claw.

Been to the vets and it is a night in doggie hospital for Bonnie and a 400.00 bill for Fred !

Thanks cunts

At least when I get pissed up on a park bench I dispose of my empty's responsibly
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:18:35 »

the solution is to always take your empty bottles of Tia Maria to bed with you  Wink
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flammableBen

« Reply #2 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:19:47 »

fucking cunts. I'm always responsible enough to buy plastic bottles.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:19:51 »

exactly Rich

Take them home kids !
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:24:22 »

litter,glass and dog shit really fucks me off.
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flammableBen

« Reply #5 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:26:29 »

I hate it when polar bears are hiding in the snow and then eat your pet penguin.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:29:03 »

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litter,glass and dog shit really fucks me off.


Dog shit is the worse! there seems to be loads of that around West Swindon at the moment! everywhere you walk you have to watch your step! what is the world coming to eh?
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:33:37 »

Im going to let Bonnie shit all over their lawns when she is better  Cool
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:33:57 »

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Lisa just returned from taking our dog over the fields with the dog trailing a stream of blood behind her.

Being a Springer and loopy to fuck she bounds everywhere, straight on a broken cider bottle concealed by the snow.

She has sliced through an artery that runs up the back of her leg by her dew claw.

Been to the vets and it is a night in doggie hospital for Bonnie and a 400.00 bill for Fred !

Thanks cunts

At least when I get pissed up on a park bench I dispose of my empty's responsibly


http://www.petplan.co.uk/

Obviously too late on this occasion but well worth it anyway, especially if your dog is a mentalist Yes
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:34:54 »

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I hate it when polar bears are hiding in the snow and then eat your pet penguin.


Christ yeah, fucking proper annoying that. Nothing worse than losing your pet penguin.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:35:58 »

someone made the mistake of letting their dog shit outside my house a few years back.
they ended up wearing it!
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McLovin

« Reply #11 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:36:42 »

Only kids leave broken cider bottles lying around, obviously...
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:36:43 »

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Lisa just returned from taking our dog over the fields with the dog trailing a stream of blood behind her.

Being a Springer and loopy to fuck she bounds everywhere, straight on a broken cider bottle concealed by the snow.

She has sliced through an artery that runs up the back of her leg by her dew claw.

Been to the vets and it is a night in doggie hospital for Bonnie and a 400.00 bill for Fred !

Thanks cunts

At least when I get pissed up on a park bench I dispose of my empty's responsibly


http://www.petplan.co.uk/

Obviously too late on this occasion but well worth it anyway, especially if your dog is a mentalist Yes


Already got it OST

However, it is one of those..................you pay the vet then claim it back jobbies
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:43:06 »

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Lisa just returned from taking our dog over the fields with the dog trailing a stream of blood behind her.

Being a Springer and loopy to fuck she bounds everywhere, straight on a broken cider bottle concealed by the snow.

She has sliced through an artery that runs up the back of her leg by her dew claw.

Been to the vets and it is a night in doggie hospital for Bonnie and a 400.00 bill for Fred !

Thanks cunts

At least when I get pissed up on a park bench I dispose of my empty's responsibly


http://www.petplan.co.uk/

Obviously too late on this occasion but well worth it anyway, especially if your dog is a mentalist Yes


Already got it OST

However, it is one of those..................you pay the vet then claim it back jobbies


Stop fucking moaning then Cool
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, February 8, 2007, 16:46:11 »

I blame the parents............................
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