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Fred Elliot
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« on: Thursday, February 1, 2007, 15:34:55 »

Have just been told I have to attend a conference in Marbella on 22nd to 25th Feb.

Shit !!!!

Ill miss the Chester game  Wink

Hope it snows !!!!   Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, February 1, 2007, 16:05:43 »

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Have just been told I have to attend a conference in Marbella on 22nd to 25th Feb.

Shit !!!!

Ill miss the Chester game  Wink

Hope it snows !!!!   Cheesy


Not much chance of that happening in Marbella.  Wink
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, February 1, 2007, 16:06:50 »

Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, February 1, 2007, 16:08:32 »

Is that the Marbella in Spain or the Marbella near Grimsby?
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, February 1, 2007, 16:09:54 »

Grimsby  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, February 1, 2007, 18:43:33 »

marbella is lush, do you want me to hook you up with some drinking buddies whilst your there?
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, February 1, 2007, 18:51:09 »

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marbella is lush, do you want me to hook you up with some drinking buddies whilst your there?


Yes please mate, we are free from 3.00pm onwards

Puerto Banus is quite close so will look to spend some time there and hook up with a rich old tart that only wants me for "extras"

Then I will look to stay there and sponge off of her

EASY !

Staying here

http://www.hotel-doncarlos.com/
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, February 1, 2007, 19:09:25 »

don carlos is a lush hotel, well luxurious, i was there in august,its right on the beach, if you walk down the beach about 10 minutes towards marbella you will reach a restaurant called sardinales, its where i have had my xmas dinner for the last 10 years! its fucking skill. i presume you are hiring a car as you are a 10 minute drive from marbella centre.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, February 1, 2007, 19:13:30 »

Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Have just been told I have to attend a conference in Marbella on 22nd to 25th Feb.

Shit !!!!

Ill miss the Chester game  Wink

Hope it snows !!!!   Cheesy


Fred's really just going to be playing board games with me and flammableBen in the pub and this is just a cover story.

Fatbury's source has just confirmed, but sonicyouth still has no HP for his bacon sandwich.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 21:13:01 »

OK

because of my recent health problems we have not been abroad for the last 3 years.

Got all the itinerary through for this trip today so rooted out my passport..........

guess what ?

It ran out on 6th August 2006.

I am due to go on the 22nd Feb

I am officially now known as a cunt !
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 21:17:25 »

You'll have to get yourself down to Newport mate. It's the nearest passport office IIRC.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 21:18:33 »

You could put it through express and pay more couldn't you?
http://www.passport.gov.uk/general_fees_passport.asp
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 21:21:20 »

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OK

because of my recent health problems we have not been abroad for the last 3 years.

Got all the itinerary through for this trip today so rooted out my passport..........

guess what ?

It ran out on 6th August 2006.

I am due to go on the 22nd Feb

I am officially now known as a cunt !


Being a cunt shouldn't be a problem Fred, contact them direct explaining you're travelling soon. You'll probably just have to pick up a new one in person from passport HQ in Laaaaandon.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 21:22:04 »

Evidently as long as I get an appointment they will do it within 4 hrs for me

but its over 100 quid

ah well ......................... needs must, my own fault I suppose
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 21:23:54 »

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Being a cunt shouldn't be a problem Fred,


True

The civil service is full of them !
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