Glasses Wearers

[Dazzza]

Is it true they slice the top of your balls off before lasering?

[Bob's Orange]

Is it true they slice the top of your balls off before lasering?

My testicals were left untouched during surgery.

[Bushey Boy]

I am meant to wear glasses, anyone whos been in my car on a long journey will vouch that I very much need mine! never wear them though

I reckon fred only got them so teh bnoard cant hit him on thursday, cant hit a man in glasses and all that

[Fred Elliot]

I will take them off just to give them the privilege

[Bushey Boy]

id love to be on the board

[Simon Pieman]

I'll give Fred a week tops before he breaks them

[Scot Munroe]

I'll give Fred a week tops before he breaks them

nah 10 days.

[Fred Elliot]

Ill give it 3 days before I lose them  

[Chubbs]

I wear glasses and have dont for the best part of 12 years now, and everyone asks me why i dont get laser surgery, it seems logical coz the two things i love most result in me having to take my glasses off or keep em on and risk em getting broken thats footy and going to gigs for you dirty fuckers, so yes laser surgery looks to be the answer, but im not 100% satisfied with it, ok i know people have had it done with no side affects but when was the first surgery performed? 10 years ago(at a guess)? great still fine after 10 years but what about 20/30/40 years where is the proof that it will last that long, being only 21, i dont want to go blind by the time in 40/50, and these is not proof to say i wont.

[Scot Munroe]

I have been wearing glasses now for around 8 years now and it has not bothered me at all. I have tried contact lenses in early 2004 and i found them quite comfortable put the prices were not cheap. No for laser eye surgery for me thanks.

[Dazzza]

Is it true they slice the top of your balls off before lasering?

My testicals were left untouched during surgery.

Do they not slice the top off your corneas like a boiled egg while your eye is clamped open like a scene from a Clockwork Orange?

Put me right off.

I had an eye test two months back at a well known high street gubbins merchant and despite saying my goggle spocs were fine the gentleman still gave me a prescription because I work with the computers.  "Just in case you need them he said" they may help if your peepers are tired was the justification.

Meh I said

[Samdy Gray]

Never go to Specsavers or the like for an eye test. At the end of the day they're just retailer (Shopticians) and have targets to hit, they'll see you glasses even if you don't need them.

Personally I'd go to an independent for an eye test, then if they reccomend you need glasses take you're prescription to Specsavers then because they're cheaper than anyone else.

[Fred Elliot]

Never go to Specsavers or the like for an eye test. At the end of the day they're just retailer (Shopticians) and have targets to hit, they'll see you glasses even if you don't need them.

If that was intentional then that was Genius

[Simon Pieman]

Only reason I go to the opticians is to check I don't have damage at the back of my eyes. They can't sell me glasses when I can read down to the bottom row of the board  

[Samdy Gray]

No it was unintentional, I meant sell obvisouly.

Cracking typo though