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Fred Elliot
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« on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 23:53:52 »

Ok

Eye test time for Freddy Boy

Foregone conclusion that I need new bins and since the conjunctivitis shit  I have not been able to wear lenses.

Been looking around at different frams etc and I am fucked off at the prices.

Got pointed towards this website

www.glassesdirect.com

Fucking unbelievable !!!

I am going to get my persciption and pay 25.00 for these that a similar pair in an opticians in Town were 200.00 with lenses

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/LiveWire_bwh.jpg

What a cunting rip off !
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 23:56:58 »

Unlucky 4 eyes!!!

To be honest I'd probably be fucked aswell although I see going to the optitions to find out as a bit futile as I wouldn't be able to afford glasses anyway.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 00:01:26 »

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Unlucky 4 eyes!!!

To be honest I'd probably be fucked aswell although I see going to the optitions to find out as a bit futile as I wouldn't be able to afford glasses anyway.


Get some Adrian Mole ones on the NHS matey
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 00:03:36 »

I have great vision according to the optician. I guess the old wives' tale isn't true after all...
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 00:07:08 »

Wanker !    Cool
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 00:10:59 »

Touche Fred, I was talking about my lack of carrot eating!
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 00:13:59 »

of course you were mate   Wink
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flammableBen

« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 00:20:59 »

When I was 14 I had a mate who believed all that stuff and started eating a carot everytime he had a wank. He got such a build up of carotene in his body that he started going orange. TRUE STORY (FACT!)
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 00:22:48 »

I just laffed out loud FFS !
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 00:25:34 »

I wonder if Nozza ever did that?
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 00:37:35 »

http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/sym/orange_skin.htm
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flammableBen

« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 00:42:47 »

Ace, you can really turn orange from eating too many carrots. My medical knowledge is ace.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 18:59:01 »

OK

picked the new bins up today

It is a miracle I tell thee !

However, Fred does look a bit of a geek now   Crying
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 19:14:53 »

Why don't you have lasik surgery ? Had it done myself a good few years ago now. Bloody marvellous and long term much cheaper than glasses, lenses etc. Not to mention much more convenient !

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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, February 6, 2007, 19:17:03 »

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Why don't you have lasik surgery ? Had it done myself a good few years ago now. Bloody marvellous and long term much cheaper than glasses, lenses etc. Not to mention much more convenient !

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I got mine done a couple of years ago as well. Best thing I have ever done.
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