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hansgruber

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« on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:28:46 »

Sorry for the SwindonUltra moment:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4646010.stm

Sex 'cuts public speaking stress'  
 
Researchers tested stress levels after public speaking
Forget learning lines or polishing jokes - having sex may be the best way to prepare for giving a speech.
New Scientist magazine reports that Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of Paisley, found having sex can help keep stress at bay.

However, only penetrative intercourse did the trick - other forms of sex had no impact on stress levels at all
 
Aceness. Ladies - there's got to be money making possibilities in this.
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:36:03 »

I suppose its the release of those indorphine things or whatever they are called Cheesy

Men will use that as an excuse now. 'the doctor said he won't give me pills for being too nervous,he just said I need a quite shag and I'll be fine.Knickers down love'  :|
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:37:55 »

Apparently, for women having sex standing up is the best cure for a headache. Sex cures everything.

No wonder I'm ill!
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:39:31 »

That makes a change....usually its 'I don't want sex,I have a headache'  Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:44:28 »

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That makes a change....usually its 'I don't want sex,I have a headache'  Cheesy


At last, we have a comeback to the headache excuse!

Can I get the science bit in writing please?
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:48:51 »

I'm sure it was on a "silly" news bit on the BBC a while back but can't find it now. It was all about ridiculous scientific research, of which the number one was:

A study in America about finding the best way for new mothers to lose weight. They spent x months and however much cash determining that the answer was... diet and exercise. No shit sherlock!
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 16:34:38 »

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I suppose its the release of those indorphine things or whatever they are called Cheesy

Men will use that as an excuse now. 'the doctor said he won't give me pills for being too nervous,he just said I need a quite shag and I'll be fine.Knickers down love'  :|


I was hoping you wouldn't read this thread.  Sad
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 17:44:09 »

I thought I felt remarkably bright and cheery today  Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 22:27:12 »

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That makes a change....usually its 'I don't want sex,I have a headache'  Cheesy


sex cures a headache??!! or thats what i say.

but a bloke to say that??? never
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, January 10, 2007, 12:39:49 »

I was on about women mainly  Tongue
Men are just filth.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, January 10, 2007, 12:48:07 »

and proud of it!
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