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Simon Pieman
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« on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 13:20:10 »

Simon is bored and pissed off
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flammableBen

« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 13:55:14 »

Ben is going to make some sort of spicey lamb kebabage with salad and mint sauce in a pitta bread for his tea.

Well after he's had some breakfast and cracked open a bottle of red wine.
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 14:31:57 »

hansgruber is still ill. Which is a song by The Smiths. The Smiths' frontman was Morrissey. Neil Morrissey was on "Men Behaving Badly". "Men Behaving Badly" reflects the current situation on the Swindon Board. Bored is what I am of being ill, still. How amazingly circular.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 14:37:01 »

Birdy is tired, suffering from pre-weekend blues and is disappointed with celebrity big brother. Also Birdy has to go out for a curry tonight for a mates birthday, she can't wait to hear about who is pregnant and who is getting married and who is living happily ever after. Cunts. That's all.
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sonic youth

« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 14:48:24 »

flaming hot monster munch does not mix well with tea.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 14:50:26 »

I'm going to play squash later....
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 14:54:33 »

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flaming hot monster munch does not mix well with tea.


Really? What's wrong with it?

Perhaps interestingly, a teacher at my old school used to have Tomato Ketchup in his tea
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:00:04 »

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Quote from: "sonic youth"
flaming hot monster munch does not mix well with tea.


Really? What's wrong with it?

Perhaps interestingly, a teacher at my old school used to have Tomato Ketchup in his tea


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flammableBen

« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:13:20 »

Why would you ruin a nice cup of tea in such a catastrophic manner.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:15:29 »

Don't know. I don't enjoy tea so much these days since I have to have Soy milk. It's just not the same.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:19:30 »

My wife has had to give up dairy, terrible news.

oh well, leaves more cheese for me!
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:20:47 »

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I'm going to play squash later....


Lovin the new aviator christopher
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:21:40 »

OF has tidied up all morning (he never tidies up). Then he hoovered (he never hoovers). He should start his essay soon.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:21:52 »

I'm bored, cold and annoyed. I am nearly 18 and ready to move out  Cheesy
I have just had a driving lesson,I have to book my test soon and I'm scared and I'm also worried I won't be able to find a job this year and won't be able to afford stuff.I havent even started my new years resolutions yet.I keep getting constantly nagged which is driving me insane.
The only consolation is that I'm having a good hair day. Meeh I want some minstrels.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:22:43 »

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I'm going to play squash later....


Lovin the new aviator christopher


Why thankyou lucinda...
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