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last night says it all really. lifes mysteries:
1) How i manage to find home.
2) No matter how little/much i drink, memories of the night are thin.
3) How i manage to turn on my laptop and even focus on the screen to post the drunken crap i post.
4) How i manage to wake up at 9.30 am and not feel hung-over!
5) why is simon a vodka drinker?
6) why am i still a lightweight?
7) why are my beer goggles some of the 'foggiest' around?

why do i insist on taking a watch out with me when i can never remember what time i leave the club or wot not.
9) why is my invisible jacket so fashionable, even in this weather?
10) why do i always feel like i have pissed somebody off the night before, even though i never have/do? (except this one time. ok maybe two)
answers to all questions alcohol. and plenty of it, except maybe six. the answer to that is because i'm a girl