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Question: Have you had an STD?  (Voting closed: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 18:59:03)
Yes I most certianly have - 4 (22.2%)
No, I'm cleaner than Loraine Kelly's pants after a curry - 14 (77.8%)
Total Voters: 12

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Dazzza

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« on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 18:59:03 »

Yae or Nae details if you care to share.
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DMR

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:02:04 »

The question is, have you Daz?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:04:10 »

Is that if you care to share the story, or the STD?

I haven't had one thankfully
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:04:56 »

I'm Bob Holness of this topic I don't have to answer.
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DMR

« Reply #4 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:05:23 »

My moneys on the clap.
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Barry Potter

« Reply #5 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:09:11 »

:beers

If you have not had one then you are either a virgin,never get pissed up or one of those losers that marries their childhood sweetheart. :roll:
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DMR

« Reply #6 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:10:55 »

I've got plenty of time to get one yet Barinold.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:11:57 »

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If you have not had one then you are either a virgin,never get pissed up or one of those losers that marries their childhood sweetheart. :roll:


damn, you've sussed me. i'm just the soberest of virgins that has married my childhood sweetheart. there's more chance of the weather patterns shown in 'The Day After Tomorrow' happening than me getting anything nasty
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:16:34 »

Long ago in a galaxy far far away........I bird I was seeing handed me a bit of a calling card, stating it would be in my best interest to attend the then euphemistically called Special Treatment Clinic....which at the time late 60's was hidden away at the Hawthorn Clinic just off Cricklade Road.

   On entry into the run down, 50's post war hang over sort of a place.....a gnarled retainer in a white coat greeted. me with the comedic gambit "what you doing here got a dose of the clap then", which he seemed to find  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

  The STD for which I had to be tested was NSU...non specific urethritis, a relatively minor complaint and easily treatable, but fortunately all the test were clear.

 That particular outpost of the NHS, had a number of uses subsequently before becoming the inevitable block of flats.
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STFCDude

« Reply #9 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:21:42 »

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Yae or Nae details if you care to share.


Someone just watched Hollyoaks then hey Daz!?   :shock:
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:23:12 »

As i've always been told: "Simon. Never be silly with your willy." I encourage you all to take the same advice, especially bird
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:38:18 »

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Quote from: "dazzza"
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Someone just watched Hollyoaks then hey Daz!?   :shock:


IN one.   Smiley
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Barry Potter

« Reply #12 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:40:48 »

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As i've always been told: "Simon. Never be silly with your willy." I encourage you all to take the same advice, especially bird


Which is fine until you get pissed up and dont care.

Now I know you like a drink so it's only a matter time Simon. Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:42:26 »

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As i've always been told: "Simon. Never be silly with your willy." I encourage you all to take the same advice, especially bird


Which is fine until you get pissed up and dont care.

Now I know you like a drink so it's only a matter time Simon. Cheesy


i don't know what you're on about, i'm always as sober as a judge  Wink

i know what you mean mate, there have been a couple of time's i've been lucky i'm sure
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:44:38 »

Whos got one in Hollyoaks?
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