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Division 2 High-flyers Swindon will have some players available for the clash with West country rivals Bristol Rovers. They will attempt to line up in a formation the purpose of which will be to score more goals than the other team. Rovers boss Paul Bollocks will field an unchanged side from the one that has been a crock of shit for some time now. He has also extended the stay of on loan dead World war 2 fighter pilot Douglas Bader in an attempt to remedy the goal shy tosspots after last seasons top scorer Junior Agogo became Junior Agonegone in the summer.
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