Writing my CV...

[juddie]

... and I can't help but think I sound like a cnut!!

[Samdy Gray]

Just go with it, you've got to big yourself up.

Mines utter bullshit, but the CEO of Target Express told me it was the most professional CV he's ever seen.

[Bennett]

you do have a quote from pirates of the caribbean as your signature.....

[Simon Pieman]

Just go with it, you've got to big yourself up.

Mines utter bullshit, but the CEO of Target Express told me it was the most professional CV he's ever seen.

Is that who you work for?

[Samdy Gray]

Just go with it, you've got to big yourself up.

Mines utter bullshit, but the CEO of Target Express told me it was the most professional CV he's ever seen.

Is that who you work for?

No  

My interview technique let me down.

[Simon Pieman]

Haha. Was it like a Badger moment

Interviewer: "So how did you save millions then?

The Badger: "Well I...Er...Increased....Er.....Efficiency"

Interviewer: "But how did you actually do it?"

The Badger: "Yeah efficiency"

Interviewer: "You made this up didn't you?"

The Badger: "Efficiency"

[Samdy Gray]

Actually no. He asked me loads of weired questions like 'Playstation or X-box?'.

[Simon Pieman]

Nintendo.

You've got to think outside the box sam  
You live by the rules you die by the rules.

If I say any more cliche bollocks I will turn into David Brent.

[juddie]

so what you saying bennett?!!!!

I know you gotta big yourself up, but it does'tt make you sound any less os a peenarse.

New year, new job for me.