Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?

[Samdy Gray]

^^^ That car made me do a little sex-wee.

[magicroundabout]

post the pic!

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/DSCF0021.jpg

I am embarrased to do it because it feels like I am lording it and Paul who's car it is a top bloke and so down to earth that when I saw it I couldn't believe it.

PaulD had to squash in the back all the way home whilst I was in the front drinking 4 cans of Blackthorn

       

i don't know you fred but i'm gonna call you a cunt.

why??? cos you've lorded it up in one of my most favourite cars on the way to a fucking swindon game. how much better can you get eh?

cunt

[pauld]

It's fucking uncomfortable in the back though. Unless you're some sort of midget contortionist which sadly I'm not

[Spud]

We were parked in a big fook off puddle.  :|

[Simon Pieman]

Shouldn't have been driving at 100mph.

Was just keeping up with the other traffic.

Hear the one about the pot calling the kettle black?

Fuck off. Never mind how fast I was going, you try being cut up like that at any speed and you'll understand.

There's a reason for a speed limit, i.e. you were driving 30mph faster than it which was probably dangerous.

Getting cut up was probably more dangerous but like Amir said, if you went into the back of someone, you'd be the cunt.

[Piemonte]

Fred. I was in the Abel focus parked next to you. I pissed on the wheels and jizzed on the windscreen od you vanquish

You flash cunt. so thats  where the consortium money is going eh?

 

[Mexicano Rojo]

i keyed it.

trust membership goes up so does matchday transport eh?

[Fred Elliot]

i keyed it.

trust membership goes up so does matchday transport eh?

I've invested all your quids wisely !

[Fred Elliot]

Fred. I was in the Abel focus parked next to you. I pissed on the wheels and jizzed on the windscreen od you vanquish

You flash cunt. so thats  where the consortium money is going eh?

 

BTW my real name is Robert Maxwell  

[Sussex]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/DSCF0021.jpg

I got run over in the car park by some lunatic in an Aston Martin Vanquish. That's me in the background putting on a sling.

Thanks for that.

[SwindonTownFC]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/DSCF0021.jpg

I got run over in the car park by some lunatic in an Aston Martin Vanquish. That's me in the background putting on a sling.

Thanks for that.

  idiot

[Samdy Gray]

Shouldn't have been driving at 100mph.

Was just keeping up with the other traffic.

Hear the one about the pot calling the kettle black?

Fuck off. Never mind how fast I was going, you try being cut up like that at any speed and you'll understand.

There's a reason for a speed limit, i.e. you were driving 30mph faster than it which was probably dangerous.

Getting cut up was probably more dangerous but like Amir said, if you went into the back of someone, you'd be the cunt.

I admit I was over the speed limit, but so are nearly all the other drivers using motorways. Most accidents on motorways are caused by inattention, tailgating and changing lanes without looking - none of which I've done.

[Batch]

Nice Aston. Yet still the word "tosser" springs to mind

Who drives at 70 on a quiet motorway?

[Fred Elliot]

Nice Aston. Yet still the word "tosser" springs to mind

Who drives at 70 on a quiet motorway?

Thanks Batch

 

[Bushey Boy]

the 70mph limit is pathetic