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sonic youth

« on: Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 15:40:04 »

I was in A&E in November and I saw a flid boy with horrific burns on his face.

I asked him how he got them, and he replied "well I don't know what went wrong, I followed the instructions on the box of fireworks to the letter."

"They said light at arms length!"
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 15:46:34 »

Soapy Tit Wank


Thats just wrong.







Funny, but wrong
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 16:15:05 »

i was rushing john ok, haha
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 16:15:45 »

Quote from: "Chubbs"


for an IT geek you really have very little skill.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 17:30:55 »

he was typing in polish
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, December 6, 2006, 18:18:32 »

a flid got arrested on terrorism charges, he got caught trying to board a plane carrying small arms.
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