Grrrr I hate people.

[Boeta]

when i was learning but not in a lesson i stalled about 150 times on a hill start at a set of traffic lights during rush hour. had cars piling up back to the other end of town

textbook manoeuvre

[jayohaitchenn]

 As you know I'm currently learning to drive, passed my theory last week and trying to concentrate on my driving now. I can drive my learner car perfectly but I'm trying to get used to my own little Vauxall corsa. I can drive it absolutely fine, its just taking off I'm crap at because the acelorator is so different and you've really got to press hard. I was driving on the trading estate earlier and could'nt take off and I was on a bit of a corner so I was panicking a bit and some smart arse GRRRRR blokes were in this car park across the road stood there laughing and staring at me so as you can imagine it made the situation 100 times worse,I was so humiliated and embarrassed, after 5 attempts I gave up and sat in the passengers seat in a strop whilst an angry mum got in the drivers seat pulled down the window as she cruised past them and shouted 'DID'NT YOU  FUCKING STALL YOUR CAR WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING'. You men are so mean sometimes I tell you.

Anyway someone please tell me a story that will make me feel better or something, like maybe you drived into a tree or a large badger infront of its babies when you were learning or something.... Anything...

I can confirm that all corsa's are indeed shit. After 4 years me and my wife still constantly stall the fucking thing at least twice a day!!

Get a better car!

[Leggett]

but you did drive it like a cunt john

[Amir]

I can't fucking concentrate having been chauffeured around all my life and drift off peering at the scenery or perving at pedestrians.

When a mate of mine was learning his instructor quickly cottoned on to the fact that he was easily distracted by flange, so for one lesson made his drive up and down past the college until he'd got used to it :smile1:

To Sade, getting used to different cars is a knack, no matter how experienced you are it always takes a while.  My old dear refused to take me for any more practices because I used to scream obsenities and punch the stearing wheel when I stalled.

[Chubbs]

i learned in a deisel corsa, it was a heap of shit but no chance of stalling that bad boy.

[Bennett]

i crashed into a car at the end of my drive when i was learning because my parents were watching me.On another lesson I  stalled it and paniced and got in a tizzy all because I saw a girl I had a date with later that night

I gave up trying

that ruins your "balls to women" attitude i thought you had  

[flammableBen]

As a drunken pedestrian it's complacent experienced drivers who tend to nearly run me over not learners who are generally paying more attention (apart from Dazza apperently). The amount of times I've nearly been mowed down by people not noticing the red lights at crossings or people who are indicating like they're about to turn in but then start accelerating (either they've forgotten they've got their indicators on or they are trying to kill me).

I don't get what it is about driving but I know some lovely gents and ladies who turn into complete cunts as soon as they get behind the wheel.

[Leggett]

in my works van, i'm quite offensive. but thats because i have to be


in my car, i cant be offensive cos its slow and almost broken. so i just call people names and flash my lights a bit.

[fatbury]

I must admit I had trouble taking off - I was learning to fly tho  

[SwindonTartanArmy]

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[Cookie]

I once reversed my metro into the wall in front of school whilst trying to impress a girl.

[Sippo]

I'm ace at driving! I like to play top trumps in the fast lane of the motorway  

[STFC_Gazza]

 As you know I'm currently learning to drive, passed my theory last week and trying to concentrate on my driving now. I can drive my learner car perfectly but I'm trying to get used to my own little Vauxall corsa. I can drive it absolutely fine, its just taking off I'm crap at because the acelorator is so different and you've really got to press hard. I was driving on the trading estate earlier and could'nt take off and I was on a bit of a corner so I was panicking a bit and some smart arse GRRRRR blokes were in this car park across the road stood there laughing and staring at me so as you can imagine it made the situation 100 times worse,I was so humiliated and embarrassed, after 5 attempts I gave up and sat in the passengers seat in a strop whilst an angry mum got in the drivers seat pulled down the window as she cruised past them and shouted 'DID'NT YOU  FUCKING STALL YOUR CAR WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING'. You men are so mean sometimes I tell you.

Anyway someone please tell me a story that will make me feel better or something, like maybe you drived into a tree or a large badger infront of its babies when you were learning or something.... Anything...

Sorry to sound harsh but I find that to be hilarious and probably would have done the same thing. Good luck to you though.

[stfctownenda]

Sade ignore the goons stood there laughing they are probably the same 'cool' guys that cruise around studio trying to tap up illegal totty on nappy nights.

My most embarassing driving moment was I stalled 'Swindon Tartan Armys car' several times in my drive way with several mates watching on laughing, highly embarassing  

[Piemonte]

I think any self respecting group of lads would have laughed at you Sade. Dont take it personally.