Grrrr I hate people.

[Sade]

 As you know I'm currently learning to drive, passed my theory last week and trying to concentrate on my driving now. I can drive my learner car perfectly but I'm trying to get used to my own little Vauxall corsa. I can drive it absolutely fine, its just taking off I'm crap at because the acelorator is so different and you've really got to press hard. I was driving on the trading estate earlier and could'nt take off and I was on a bit of a corner so I was panicking a bit and some smart arse GRRRRR blokes were in this car park across the road stood there laughing and staring at me so as you can imagine it made the situation 100 times worse,I was so humiliated and embarrassed, after 5 attempts I gave up and sat in the passengers seat in a strop whilst an angry mum got in the drivers seat pulled down the window as she cruised past them and shouted 'DID'NT YOU  FUCKING STALL YOUR CAR WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING'. You men are so mean sometimes I tell you.

Anyway someone please tell me a story that will make me feel better or something, like maybe you drived into a tree or a large badger infront of its babies when you were learning or something.... Anything...

[Samdy Gray]

:-))(  Women drivers.  

[sonic youth]

people who do that are cunts. fact.

although i admit i've done it before :--

i was with a mate after he'd not long passed his test, we were driving through town and passed some rather tasty eyecandy in the form of a couple of laydeez. he ended up mounting the kerb, fantastic way to impress the women innit?

[yeo]

i crashed into a car at the end of my drive when i was learning because my parents were watching me.On another lesson I  stalled it and paniced and got in a tizzy all because I saw a girl I had a date with later that night

I gave up trying

[Simon Pieman]

 As you know I'm currently learning to drive, passed my theory last week and trying to concentrate on my driving now. I can drive my learner car perfectly but I'm trying to get used to my own little Vauxall corsa. I can drive it absolutely fine, its just taking off I'm crap at because the acelorator is so different and you've really got to press hard. I was driving on the trading estate earlier and could'nt take off and I was on a bit of a corner so I was panicking a bit and some smart arse GRRRRR blokes were in this car park across the road stood there laughing and staring at me so as you can imagine it made the situation 100 times worse,I was so humiliated and embarrassed, after 5 attempts I gave up and sat in the passengers seat in a strop whilst an angry mum got in the drivers seat pulled down the window as she cruised past them and shouted 'DID'NT YOU  FUCKING STALL YOUR CAR WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING'. You men are so mean sometimes I tell you.

Anyway someone please tell me a story that will make me feel better or something, like maybe you drived into a tree or a large badger infront of its babies when you were learning or something.... Anything...

Are you training to be an astronaut?

[Sade]

 Mr.Pieman I did'nt really understand that but I guarrante you were taking the micheal. My car does sound a bit like a space ship though.

  Think I would of done the same yeovil.

[sonic youth]

i crashed into a car at the end of my drive when i was learning because my parents were watching me.On another lesson I  stalled it and paniced and got in a tizzy all because I saw a girl I had a date with later that night

I gave up trying

it never ceases to amaze me what a ponce you are  

[Bedford Red]

 Mr.Pieman I did'nt really understand that but I guarrante you were taking the micheal. My car does sound a bit like a space ship though.

  Think I would of done the same yeovil.

Think it's the taking off bit you referred to Sade!

We all did stuff like that when we were learning etc so don't worry. Soon after i passed I drove into a lampost!

[yeo]

i crashed into a car at the end of my drive when i was learning because my parents were watching me.On another lesson I  stalled it and paniced and got in a tizzy all because I saw a girl I had a date with later that night

I gave up trying

it never ceases to amaze me what a ponce you are  

  nor me though in my defence I was 18

[pauld]

Week after I passed, I tried doing a U-y at 70 on the coast road and ripped a hole 2" wide in the front tyre of my Mum's car, just from the spin, showing off to my mate. My Dad had to come out in the p-ing rain at 11.30 on a cold Jan night to change the tyre cos (natch) I had no idea how to do it. He was dead chuffed.

Does that help Sadie?

[Sade]

 Mr.Pieman I did'nt really understand that but I guarrante you were taking the micheal. My car does sound a bit like a space ship though.

  Think I would of done the same yeovil.

Think it's the taking off bit you referred to Sade!

We all did stuff like that when we were learning etc so don't worry. Soon after i passed I drove into a lampost!

Taking off    Haha did'nt realise I said that, sorry 'pulling away'.

ah so far I feel better thanks one of my friends also drove into the back of a milk float.ace.

[Sade]

Week after I passed, I tried doing a U-y at 70 on the coast road and ripped a hole 2" wide in the front tyre of my Mum's car, just from the spin, showing off to my mate. My Dad had to come out in the p-ing rain at 11.30 on a cold Jan night to change the tyre cos (natch) I had no idea how to do it. He was dead chuffed.

Does that help Sadie?

  Yes, thankyou Paul.

[Chubbs]

i tell you what tho, fucking learners have been the cause of me being late for work so many times, all the intructors take em down to the industiral estate where i work and i always  driver down when they are in the middle of a 3point turn which takes em 20 min to do.

[Dazzza]

I've got test number three a week on Friday.  At the end of the last exam a white knuckled instructor asked if I was a biker as I drove so far on the left he claimed I nearly hit  van and a steel fence.

I hadn't noticed.

Last lesson ran a red light and nearly ran a woman over.

I can't fucking concentrate having been chauffeured around all my life and drift off peering at the scenery or perving at pedestrians.

[Fred Elliot]

 As you know I'm currently learning to drive, passed my theory last week and trying to concentrate on my driving now. I can drive my learner car perfectly but I'm trying to get used to my own little Vauxall corsa. I can drive it absolutely fine, its just taking off I'm crap at because the acelorator is so different and you've really got to press hard. I was driving on the trading estate earlier and could'nt take off and I was on a bit of a corner so I was panicking a bit and some smart arse GRRRRR blokes were in this car park across the road stood there laughing and staring at me so as you can imagine it made the situation 100 times worse,I was so humiliated and embarrassed, after 5 attempts I gave up and sat in the passengers seat in a strop whilst an angry mum got in the drivers seat pulled down the window as she cruised past them and shouted 'DID'NT YOU  FUCKING STALL YOUR CAR WHEN YOU WERE LEARNING'. You men are so mean sometimes I tell you.

Anyway someone please tell me a story that will make me feel better or something, like maybe you drived into a tree or a large badger infront of its babies when you were learning or something.... Anything...

My Dad taught me to drive and after a lesson I was pulling into our drive and my foot slipped off the brake and on to the accelerator and the car shot forward and ploughed into the Garage doors and took both of them completely off their hinges ............... the car was a complete fuck up.

I went round to haver a look and I dont mind adnitting it (I was only 17 at the time) I burst into tears and ran away

I came back at about 3 am and Dad was still up and worried more about me !

I'd just totaled his car but all he said was "accidents happen !............ it wont happen again will it Andy !"