Two points (with sub-headings):
1) If I am understanding this, the Shakemeister is one of a pair of twins. I wonder if:
a) the other one can play football?
b) Should we in fact have signed said twin but the paper work got mixed up?
2) Looking at one of the clips I thought:
a) "Ooooh, I recognize that bedroom wallpaper from the Youtube clip!"
b) I have no business knowing what the wallpaper looks like in a STFC player's bedroom. It's just not right :?
What like in that film "Moving" with Richard pryor and his twin boys do the 800 metres and after one lap change over?
might explain why ricky runs all bloody game but also points towards both being a bit shit