Ralphy
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« Reply #15 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:01:16 » |
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It's a red itching rash on big john and the twins. Very unpleasent.
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:02:40 » |
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Did you catch it off that Scouse bint?
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Ralphy
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:03:39 » |
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No. An ex girlfriend from Plymouth.
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:06:11 » |
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Bet you were chirping after that. It's never good for a postmans sack to get infected
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Ralphy
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:08:05 » |
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Wasn't happy no. It's hard to scratch your balls and deliver post at the same time.
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 01:10:52 » |
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The postman always scratches twice.
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Luci
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 04:32:06 » |
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Bet you were chirping after that. It's never good for a postmans sack to get infected  |
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« Reply #22 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 09:15:42 » |
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Mouth ulcers :x
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« Reply #23 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 09:25:47 » |
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Old men that whistle in bookmakers or post offices.
They do that really annoying wobbly whistle of a tune that no-one knows and you just want to pull off their bigs floppy ears and throw them at them.
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 13:27:43 » |
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Mouth ulcers :x Horrible things. I've got a cut in my mouth at the moment that won't go away because it's right at the join between my cheek and gum. But what I don't fucking understand is the masochistic need to prod it with my tongue. |
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nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol...
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 13:38:23 » |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 13:40:01 » |
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Mouth ulcers :x Horrible things. I've got a cut in my mouth at the moment that won't go away because it's right at the join between my cheek and gum. But what I don't fucking understand is the masochistic need to prod it with my tongue. Go and by some anbesol liquid to put on it. |
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 14:12:15 » |
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Mouth ulcers :x Horrible things. I've got a cut in my mouth at the moment that won't go away because it's right at the join between my cheek and gum. But what I don't fucking understand is the masochistic need to prod it with my tongue. Maybe you just like the pain? - my advice :arrow: stab yourself in the eye to see if you like that too!  |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 21:52:26 » |
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2 huge coleslaws, one on each lip :x
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Things get better but they never get good
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, November 10, 2006, 23:47:27 » |
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The NHS
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