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kaufman

« on: Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 21:18:35 »

does anyone ever read the live text on the bbc site? apologies if this has been mentioned before but here is the link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/league_cup/6124798.stm

and a few things i picked out

2019: Now we know why the sponsors give their name to the tournament. It all started so well but the lack of goal action is enough to turn you to drink!

2028: GOAL Southend 1-0 Manchester United
A goal worthy of being in Wayne Rooney's personal DVD, but it comes from Freddy Eastwood. A wonderful free-kick curls into the top corner and Roots Hall is rocking.


2033: HALF-TIME
The three matches that started at 1945 go in for the half-time isotonic drinks and whatever else it is that professional sportsmen have while the punters pile into half-cooked pies.


2038: Darryl Flahavan makes an excellent one-handed save to tip Cristiano Ronaldo's shot over the bar. Did you know Ronaldo was named after Ronald Reagan?

2040: The Madeiran's parents were big fans of the former US President's films.

2048: Cristiano Ronaldo is out on the right, the sort of ground Ronald Reagan liked in his political career, and threads a delightful low cross into the box which evades both Wayne Rooney and Alan Smith
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, November 7, 2006, 23:20:05 »

2045: Sir Alex Ferguson is chewing his gum furiously.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, November 8, 2006, 17:26:23 »

Good stuff, livens up text commentary.  The cricket one's pretty good too.
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kaufman

« Reply #3 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 14:23:58 »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/6284469.stm


 
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 14:44:27 »

Thats ace stuff.

"It's raining"
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 17:07:24 »

1641: United boss Sir Alex Ferguson complains to fourth official Dermot Gallagher about something.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, January 21, 2007, 17:52:25 »

1749: Cristiano Ronaldo gets a great standing ovation from the home fans as he comes off to be replaced by Gabriel Heinze. Actually, that's a lie. The Portugal winger is booed off, as expected.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, March 18, 2007, 18:03:55 »

one today

 Cheesy

1709: Everyone seems to be jumping around like pissed up students to House of Pain's "Jump Around' as they leap for dropping balls in the swirling wind. Nobody makes contact with the ball.
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