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« on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:44:16 »

Fuck me I nearly met my maker last Tuesday.  Had just bought the latest Stone Sour album and the upbeat stylings caused my right foot to be a tad heavy.  Racing through Frenchay, Bristol (I won't tell you the speed, but it would have been considered speeding on a motorway) I apexed a mini-roundabout, only to see a car racing onto the roundabout in similar fashion.  I turned marginally tighter and the back end swung out.  I gave it opposite lock and the pendulum effect kicked in.  The ABS begged for grip as I fish-tailed for nearly two hundred yeards down the narrow street, narrowly missing an on-coming bus complete with flabbergasted driver.

I will never drive fast again.  Or listen to bad nu-metal music.   :|
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:48:43 »

Well done.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:53:27 »

I wasn't bragging...  it was a fucking stupid thing to do.  I'm normally (contrary to reports on here - thanks DV+Lady!   Cheesy  ) quite careful, but I was in high spirits.  I think driving when in a good mood should be banned.   :|

Hell I was naffing shaking when I got out the car.
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:56:27 »

I've lost the back end before too, sends a shiver down your spine.

I did it at Silverstone though!
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:57:32 »

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Fuck me I nearly met my maker last Tuesday.  Had just bought the latest Stone Sour album and the upbeat stylings caused my right foot to be a tad heavy.  Racing through Frenchay, Bristol (I won't tell you the speed, but it would have been considered speeding on a motorway) I apexed a mini-roundabout, only to see a car racing onto the roundabout in similar fashion.  I turned marginally tighter and the back end swung out.  I gave it opposite lock and the pendulum effect kicked in.  The ABS begged for grip as I fish-tailed for nearly two hundred yeards down the narrow street, narrowly missing an on-coming bus complete with flabbergasted driver.

I will never drive fast again.  Or listen to bad nu-metal music.   :|


You almost copped it about 2 mins from my house!
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 22:04:33 »

Quote from: "Walrus"
I wasn't bragging...  it was a fucking stupid thing to do.  I'm normally (contrary to reports on here - thanks DV+Lady!   Cheesy  ) quite careful, but I was in high spirits.  I think driving when in a good mood should be banned.   :|

Hell I was naffing shaking when I got out the car.


You nearly ran us over with a big grin on your face!!!!!!!!  :shock:  Enough said!
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 22:06:37 »

well done sir, your inferior driving skills mixed with shitty music taste and also a complete disregard of other peoples safety makes you a ruddy winner.

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one of these will be winging its way to you asap.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 23:07:34 »

i spun my clio about 540 degrees on the a420 last year, properly scary.

unlike you, i wasn't driving like a twat  Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 23:58:40 »

i dont think i could spin the sunny, it has trouble moving, let alone trouble with traction...
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 01:00:39 »

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I've lost the back end before too, sends a shiver down your spine.



ralph is gay
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 08:37:09 »

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I've lost my back end virginity before you, sends a shiver down your spine.



ralph is gay


 
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Princess

« Reply #11 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:08:33 »

Mistake me if I am wrong, as I am new on here, but this isn't something you should really brag about on a forum.
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:27:17 »

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Mistake me if I am wrong, as I am new on here, but this isn't something you should really brag about on a forum.


I swore at a darkie and punched a fag too...
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:38:38 »

oh princess, just wait for the PM from Fatbury...
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Princess

« Reply #14 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:42:01 »

Why? Is he some kind of stalker or something?
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