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« on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:44:16 » |
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Fuck me I nearly met my maker last Tuesday. Had just bought the latest Stone Sour album and the upbeat stylings caused my right foot to be a tad heavy. Racing through Frenchay, Bristol (I won't tell you the speed, but it would have been considered speeding on a motorway) I apexed a mini-roundabout, only to see a car racing onto the roundabout in similar fashion. I turned marginally tighter and the back end swung out. I gave it opposite lock and the pendulum effect kicked in. The ABS begged for grip as I fish-tailed for nearly two hundred yeards down the narrow street, narrowly missing an on-coming bus complete with flabbergasted driver.
I will never drive fast again. Or listen to bad nu-metal music. :|
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:48:43 » |
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Well done.
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walrus
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:53:27 » |
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I wasn't bragging... it was a fucking stupid thing to do. I'm normally (contrary to reports on here - thanks DV+Lady!  ) quite careful, but I was in high spirits. I think driving when in a good mood should be banned. :| Hell I was naffing shaking when I got out the car. |
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:56:27 » |
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I've lost the back end before too, sends a shiver down your spine.
I did it at Silverstone though!
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 21:57:32 » |
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Fuck me I nearly met my maker last Tuesday. Had just bought the latest Stone Sour album and the upbeat stylings caused my right foot to be a tad heavy. Racing through Frenchay, Bristol (I won't tell you the speed, but it would have been considered speeding on a motorway) I apexed a mini-roundabout, only to see a car racing onto the roundabout in similar fashion. I turned marginally tighter and the back end swung out. I gave it opposite lock and the pendulum effect kicked in. The ABS begged for grip as I fish-tailed for nearly two hundred yeards down the narrow street, narrowly missing an on-coming bus complete with flabbergasted driver.
I will never drive fast again. Or listen to bad nu-metal music. :| You almost copped it about 2 mins from my house! |
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 22:04:33 » |
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I wasn't bragging... it was a fucking stupid thing to do. I'm normally (contrary to reports on here - thanks DV+Lady! ) quite careful, but I was in high spirits. I think driving when in a good mood should be banned. :| Hell I was naffing shaking when I got out the car. You nearly ran us over with a big grin on your face!!!!!!!! :shock: Enough said! |
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 22:06:37 » |
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well done sir, your inferior driving skills mixed with shitty music taste and also a complete disregard of other peoples safety makes you a ruddy winner. http://www.forteachersonly.com/images/productimages/standard/357.gifone of these will be winging its way to you asap. |
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 23:07:34 » |
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i spun my clio about 540 degrees on the a420 last year, properly scary. unlike you, i wasn't driving like a twat |
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 23:58:40 » |
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i dont think i could spin the sunny, it has trouble moving, let alone trouble with traction...
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 01:00:39 » |
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I've lost the back end before too, sends a shiver down your spine.
ralph is gay |
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 08:37:09 » |
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I've lost my back end virginity before you, sends a shiver down your spine.
ralph is gay  |
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:08:33 » |
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Mistake me if I am wrong, as I am new on here, but this isn't something you should really brag about on a forum.
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walrus
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:27:17 » |
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Mistake me if I am wrong, as I am new on here, but this isn't something you should really brag about on a forum. I swore at a darkie and punched a fag too... |
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Leggett
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:38:38 » |
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oh princess, just wait for the PM from Fatbury...
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 11:42:01 » |
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Why? Is he some kind of stalker or something?
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