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STFCBird
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« on: Thursday, November 2, 2006, 13:40:37 »

http://www.oxfordshireforums.co.uk/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=2795
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STFCBird
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, November 2, 2006, 13:49:30 »

Just found this on there

Whats the difference between Mexico red (scum)with a backpack and Basil Brush?

Mexico red (scum) only goes boom once

I don't get it   :?
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, November 2, 2006, 14:01:27 »

In the interests of not wanting to be out-joked by the scum, I'll offer a gem of my own.

Two chavs jump off a cliff - who wins?








Society.
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magicroundabout
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, November 2, 2006, 15:19:48 »

how about

2 flees on a fanny. Which ones on drugs???

the one sniffing the crack Soapy Tit Wank


or


2 bears in an airing cupboard. which ones in the army???

the one on the tank Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, November 3, 2006, 23:25:30 »

What will it take to reunite the Beatles?

2 more bullets!

Crude but Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, November 5, 2006, 08:05:19 »

Quote from: "dave_m_russell"
What will it take to reunite the Beatles?

2 more bullets!

Crude but Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


I was sat in a pub once and some guy kept cracking this joke about any band I was mentioning. I let him off because he was drunk. If he was sober I would have raped him.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 16:11:43 »

Whats smale, blue and doesn't fit?






Dead epeletic baby.   :|
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, November 6, 2006, 18:59:08 »

What's smale?
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