Dazzza
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« on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:32:19 » |
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Small children ahoy ahoy round mine tonight and already the copper jar is running very low, in fact I've not even bothered with the last couple of visitors.
Not even the 31st yet either, bloody cheek. Don't mind the young ones that make the effort but when you have 12/13 year olds just wearing a plastic witches hat that cost a quid from the newagents it takes the piss
Anyone else had any of the little toerags round yet?
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:35:48 » |
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Throw eggs at the fuckers
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Things get better but they never get good
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land_of_bo
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:35:53 » |
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When you could get away with givin' em a stale custard cream it was ok, now the little fuckers want cash or they torch your car. With this is mind I am glad I am out playing snooker tomorrow night.
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Dazzza
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:40:06 » |
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I was tempted to just buy a load of sweets and dish those out but there's just something unsavory about giving sweets to strange small children.
Paying them to dress up really isn't much better I suppose.
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land_of_bo
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:43:40 » |
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That's why I think it's better to go out and avoid it altogether. Perhaps they might appreciate my tesco sport for school vouchers or some nice healthy celery? I don't want to contribute to child obesity.
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DMR
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:47:53 » |
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None here tonight. Mind you, I think it's a dying art, for want of a better term.
Used to be shit loads of kids around here doing TOT but hardly any these days.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:49:53 » |
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i got fed up with this last year and i ended up telling one group of children to fuck off in no uncertain terms. however, one of their mothers was standing round the corner making sure they were alright. she was less than impressed and gave me a right bollocking. very amusing
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DMR
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 21:52:41 » |
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halloween nights in the pubs/clubs are shit too, what a waste of time
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 22:06:59 » |
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halloween is totally over rated, far to american for my liking now a days
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 22:08:41 » |
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open the door in your pants and invite them in, that normally does the trick.
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 08:53:38 » |
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Films are now movies
Biscuits are now cookies
Flats are now apartments
School discos became school proms
Apple bobbing turned into 'trick or treat'
FUCK OFF!
I love America but I want it to stay in it's rightful place - 3000 miles away.
I DON'T WANT IT ON MY DOOR STEP!!!
Thankyou.
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janaage
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 09:01:55 » |
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Good shout OST.
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SwindonTartanArmy
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 09:27:11 » |
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Will be in the back room with all the lights at the front of the house off. Just ignore the fuckers and they will go away.  |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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flammableBen
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 10:39:05 » |
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I'm ready to take the fuckers on.
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Piemonte
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, October 31, 2006, 10:41:47 » |
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I'm not going to be amused if they interupt my Barca v Chesea watching :x
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