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flammableBen

« on: Sunday, October 29, 2006, 10:16:26 »

...is the way I described how I ended up yesterday. It's also the way they should cook kebabs. That would be ace. Battered kebab!!!!

Either pauld tricked me into signing up for the army and I'm off to iraq in a few days or I joined the trust. If it's the former then I have to say he's a cunt. If it's the latter then I have to say he's a cunt.

I don't think I'll go to the next game. Swindon seem  to like to loose 1-0 when I go.

Fatbury told me that his great-grandfather was a russian jewish ballet dancer. Fatters is ace and I feel that he's been a bit hard done by in recent days; Sonic should be banned for a few days for constantly locking threads. Cunting cunt cunt.

Fuck knows where this topic is going. The sunday morning still slightly drunken ramblings of Ben would be a good title but it's a bit long. I might as well put the whole thing in the title bar and that wouldn't make any sense. my days.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, October 29, 2006, 10:33:29 »

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Either pauld tricked me into signing up for the army and I'm off to iraq in a few days

Silence in the ranks private flammable - you've got a kitbag to pack!  :twisted:
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, October 29, 2006, 13:22:07 »

I feel a bit worse for wear today and I didn't drink too much last night, although obviously the punch was deceptively strong (we did add a couple of bottles of vodka when nobody was looking though).

Sorry to all those I didn't speak to in the Merlin, the townend corner looked a bit busy though, and me and my mate needed somewhere to perch our pints on.
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sonic youth

« Reply #3 on: Sunday, October 29, 2006, 14:24:53 »

why did you phone me last night ben?
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, October 29, 2006, 18:48:24 »

Sorry for being a bit of a misery on Saturday Ben Sad what can i say,i'm a Morrissey fan for Christs sake Smiley
I cheered up whilst stalking Spacey all the way to the train station after the game though  Wink  Haribo sweets indeed :shock:
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flammableBen

« Reply #5 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 01:36:08 »

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why did you phone me last night ben?


Did I? Fuck knows.
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McLovin

« Reply #6 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 09:20:23 »

Ha! Ben was my own private stalker for about 3 or 4 hours after the game. His theories on why there are no great black Javelin throwers was inspired.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 09:22:18 »

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Ha! Ben was my own private stalker for about 3 or 4 hours after the game. His theories on why there are no great black Javelin throwers was inspired.


 Tessa Sanderson?
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McLovin

« Reply #8 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 09:29:46 »

...and innaccurate then.
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land_of_bo

« Reply #9 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 09:56:10 »

Fatima Whitbread...
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 11:55:43 »

I have only just recovered from saturday night.

Wasted.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:03:53 »

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Fatima Whitbread...


 Not sure Fatima was exactly black....think she was more your Turko- Greek Cypriot  peeps.
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land_of_bo

« Reply #12 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:11:20 »

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/landofbo/fatandtess.gif

Blask-ish...
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flammableBen

« Reply #13 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:19:26 »

Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Ha! Ben was my own private stalker for about 3 or 4 hours after the game. His theories on why there are no great black Javelin throwers was inspired.


You're making stuff up now. Probably.
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McLovin

« Reply #14 on: Monday, October 30, 2006, 12:22:29 »

Not at all. You openly blamed Comic Relief for the lack of talented African javelin-ers... Cheesy
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