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« on: Saturday, October 28, 2006, 17:45:51 »

Walking from the cricket ground to the County Ground there's a large gate  that you have to squeeze by.

Some lard-arsed Lincoln fan was stood at it shouting: "I can't get past this - Someone help me. Fucking Swindon. What a dump."

Who ate all the pies?
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, October 28, 2006, 17:47:11 »

was that the guy who took up 3 seats on the stratton bank? sumo sumo sumo sumo sumo  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, October 28, 2006, 17:47:44 »

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was that the guy who took up 3 seats on the stratton bank? sumo sumo sumo sumo sumo  Cheesy


  i saw him!
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, October 28, 2006, 17:51:36 »

he was rather impressive. he was in the arkells to start with.

he couldn't get through the turnstile though so he was taken in through the emergency services bit  
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, October 28, 2006, 18:14:52 »

yeah i seen him! he was about 60 stone!
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, October 28, 2006, 19:40:23 »

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he was rather impressive. he was in the arkells to start with.

he couldn't get through the turnstile though so he was taken in through the emergency services bit  


Fucking 'ell ... he was one fat mo fo. STOP EATING!
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, October 28, 2006, 19:43:16 »

I read somewhere that Lincoln is the fattest place in Britain Cheesy  seems that the stats are right
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, October 28, 2006, 20:42:12 »

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/Dan_jackson10/fatlincoln.jpg
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, October 28, 2006, 20:54:05 »

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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, October 28, 2006, 21:02:13 »

the swindon fan in the arkells is almost as good, get shitty if you ask him to stand up so you can get out, pokes you furiously if you happen to stand up in excitement at the match, and sits on two seats. magical.
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, October 28, 2006, 23:33:04 »

i just hope lard ass payed for all 3 seats he was sitting on.

made me look like kate fucking moss (but of the male varierty)
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, October 29, 2006, 10:06:24 »

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i just hope lard ass payed for all 3 seats he was sitting on.


Like there wasn't a mass of spare seats around the stadium!!
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, October 29, 2006, 13:37:40 »

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that's a remarkably good likeness
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, October 29, 2006, 17:43:30 »

I saw him too! He kind of waddled when he walked  Cheesy  He kept moving throughout the second half. I seen him bent over with his back to everyone aswell  :shock:
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, October 29, 2006, 18:53:21 »

The Lincoln fans chant of "Premiership, you fucked it up!" was the funniest thing yesterday.

Well done Chaps it was only 13 years ago.  :roll:
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